A “normal” Christmas according to Draghi
I did not remember such a normal Christmas since 2015, when the alarm was: "Men with beards, disguised, with a belt around the waist and suspicious packages in hand are ISIS terrorists: beware in the city centers". There was a massacre of Santas, with beards, belts and gift packages in hand.
Now that ISIS "which was already south of Rome" has been annihilated by wild boars, holes and pantegane, the problem is another: there is a mysterious virus created in the laboratory, spread by the pangolins who transferred it to the bats who transferred him to spring rolls, which were eaten so as not to look racist while at the same time hugging a Chinese, who had to be treated with tachipirina and watchful waiting, which still circulates mutatis mutandis among the lights of Christmas 2021.
But now it is like this: "the black peril that comes from the sea " has now hit the mark with impunity between us. (no sorry, the black peril is ok. The yellow pangolin virus in the autumn winter version Delta variant is not good).
So our poet lit up with the Balls, to the delight of the cheering Dragons Bimbe, decided to take the situation in hand (I said the situation) to transform those contagious and contagious holidays into a "Normal Christmas".
What is a Normal Christmas. A normal Christmas is a nice family lunch, all vaccinated. If the child resists, he is caught while he is standing in the chair reciting the poem, he is knocked down and he is vaccinated on the fly. This is to preserve the grandparents at the fourth vaccination from contagion and all the other bystanders at the third. Coming out of the grandparents' house there are the police, pissed off like infected pangolins, because instead of staying at home to eat the panettone they are checking the possible Christmas greasers and are returning from the mandatory vaccine imposed on the Order by the Dragon with Balls. The anal swab at this point, you understand too, is a painful but necessary precautionary measure. However, you will always be better than uncle Gino, who was unable to attend the Italian happy family's lunch because he had been hospitalized for 5 days. He was hospitalized with a TSO because he got on public transport as a buffered and not vaccinated (therefore without the supergreenpass) while he was going to buy a bed warmer for his grandmother. Now he is prey to the murderous sadomasochistic instincts of those nurses in the third compulsory dose that they post on social media: "if I catch an unvaccinated one, I pretend to miss his vein".
But everything will be fine. Grandma, as always, will bury you all. And in any case his pension is safe while your salary is not, unless you put your head in order and do not follow the instructions given to him to the letter.
It will be a nice Christmas. A normal Christmas. If anything, you will miss a little Santa Claus, who being only a vulgar buffered, will not be able to show up from the hood of your fireplace. But in any case he has already sent some letters of apology: “Dear Italians, regarding your letters, I'm sorry not to be able to fulfill your wishes as I am not up to date with the tampons. Even if I wanted to, I could not stay with my reindeer in any Italian hovel. I bring the electronic temperature thermometers you asked me to the Spaniards, who don't make a fuss and are enjoying an Abnormal Christmas at Crazy Suicide Platters. And then they feed from God ”.
If you are still alive I will say goodbye to you at Christmas 2022. Bye bye.
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This is a machine translation of a post published on Scenari Economici at the URL https://scenarieconomici.it/un-natale-normale-secondo-draghi/ on Thu, 25 Nov 2021 12:57:25 +0000.