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Afghanistan. The Taliban disguise themselves as Saudis to frustrate women without the West being outraged

NEW KABUL [KABUL] – Nearly two weeks after the withdrawal of NATO troops from Afghanistan, the first reassuring news from the Taliban front is finally beginning to arrive. There are many questions that Europe and the United States have begun to ask themselves about the future of the new Islamic state, such as “ But if the Taliban change their name to Afghanistan, we will have to reprint all the game tables of u Risk? “And” Now that the United States no longer has control of the territory, will opium production and therefore heroin exports fall back to pre-export democracy levels? No, because the end of the war is ok, but do we need the drug “ o ” Will homosexuals who are executed be allowed to wear enamels during execution? “ . All important questions but we don’t even know the answer.

Fortunately, meanwhile, something is moving. Zabihullah Mujahid , a spokesman for the Taliban government, reassured the West that Allah's troops were willing to make some openings in support of a 20-year expansion : "We know that you are very worried about the destiny of our women, that’s why we wanted to reassure you. We will continue to beat them but to respond to your sensibilities, we will only dress you as Saudis. In fact, we will be inspired by Saudi Arabia, which in the West is considered the cradle of a New Renaissance. We want to show that we are no longer the mujahideen of thirty years ago, those armed and trained by the CIA during the war with the Soviet Union, those you and Sylvester Stallone described then as freedom fighters against the monster of communism, but that we are now radicalized and taken to the extreme for good because fortunately, thanks to you and the export of your democracy, we have been able to experience a scenario of war, poverty and perennial despair . An entire generation grew up under the bombs and in the midst of almost daily attacks. We have learned your lesson and we will not disappoint you ”.

Promises to believe or just words that will be brought about by the first shock wave of a nuclear bomb dropped by Pakistan? We'll see. Very reliable cave rumors confirm this. A law similar to the Saudi one that would allow women to drive cars would already be on the table of the Taliban government. This, according to the mole, because it is very important that a woman be free to leave the house to go independently to her stoning, without disturbing her husband.

Two other good news items that would confirm the Taliban’s tendency to normalize in terms of our more evolved society come from two key ministries. The first is that telecommunications minister Najibullah Haqqani , to better manage censorship, has sought advice from MOIGE and CODACONS .
The second is that the minister of public work, Mullah Abdul Manan Omari, said he was ready to organize a world cup in Afghanistan. This, as in Qatar , would allow thousands of potential refugees to die from work during the construction of the plants, instead of being forced to die insensibly drowned in the Mediterranean or by the cold on the Balkan route.

Views of humanity to which the suspicious and intolerant West clings, but to which it does not know whether to believe or not.

Fabio Corigliano

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