“Always with that fucking mimicry!” The gardener misses the General Son for a hedge and prunes

Somewhere in Italy – " Francesco Paolo, I'm here!"
Hey, Francesco Paolo, I'm here!
Francesco Paolo here, Francesco Paolo here
Francesco Paolo here, Francesco Paolo here
Francesco Paolo upstairs, Francesco Paolo upstairs
Francesco Paolo upstairs, Francesco Paolo upstairs
Soon, very soon, they are like lightning
They are the factotum of Italy
Of Italy, of Italy
Of Italy, of I-ta-li-aaa

These are the dramatic phrases uttered in full shock by the Extraordinary Commissioner for the implementation and coordination of the necessary measures for the containment and control of the COVID-19 epidemiological emergency, General Francesco Paolo Figliuolo , which we will forget as General Francesco Paolo Figliuolo, while being loaded on a military ambulance tracked with a 120/45 pistol, after the incident that had just happened.
As soon as breakfast was over, Figliuolo made his usual reconnaissance tour of the 21 Italian regions (the Al Bano estate was just promoted in the capital of the new Soleria region, Ed.) To verify that the AstraZeneca vaccine was administered only. to more than 65 years born after 1971 . The general stopped to read a message on his OTO-Melara smartphone equipped with two 7.62 mm MG 42/59 machine guns, one coaxial and the other anti-aircraft, pausing in the shadow of a hedge.
By chance it was a shrub of the famous Fagus sylvatica , a plant with colors perfectly associated with the colors of camouflage that Son usually wears, (outside at night, when he replaces it with one with shades of blue), making it perfectly invisible . It is a pity that just at this moment Cianso the gardener , a municipal employee in charge of the city park, armed with a pair of shears, also pruned his military order: “ I have told him many times not to turn around forever. in that uniform. And he in response called me Murgia , as a writer. But what do I know? For me Murgia is the fake Sicilian from the movie Soliti Ignoti! “Cianso said.

According to the investigation, this is not the first time that Cianso has been involved in accidents related in some way to vaccinations: “ Once I had called the one who was here before, the one with the surname of an augmented , but the voice of Paolo Panelli and told me to take care of the primroses. I went, I wet it and I cut everything. And who knew that they were plastic structures full of electrical wires designed by Boeri ? But what do I know? For me the Boers are the chocolates that, if you want, you win another one!

Before leaving, Cianso said that he was always sorry, especially that he had also put the feather on the poor general's hat: " I was immediately afraid of having pulled an ostrich's nest." Ah, aren’t there ostriches in the trees? But what do I know? I am a non-zoological gardener. That’s real life, it’s not Facebook, where I also give financial and medical advice! “.

General Figliuolo is doing well and has already issued a brief statement from the military hospital, in which he reassures his situation and guarantees that the vaccination schedule will not slow down and, indeed, from the 1st of next month the inoculation of Modern will begin with all women named Charles.

Augusto Rasori

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