AstraZeneca breaks his cock and starts making ice
a [N] d [At] e [V] e [Ne] tut [Ti] af [F] an [Cu] (LO) – Completely strange and unexpected press conference convened yesterday morning at dawn by the CEO from AstraZeneca Pascal Soriot. One of the largest pharmaceutical companies in the world seems to be on track to transform itself into a large ice cream parlor with outlets all over the planet. Connected from London via webinar, the CEO of the Anglo-Dutch giant staged a sort of very short monologue that lasts fifty seconds, speaking in almost incomprehensible English; except in the last five seconds, in which an inaccurate curse was caught against the Netherlands.
Only "Amsterdam canals" and "packages of giant poison piranhas created in the laboratory" were understood. A Seriot with an unusual, tired and exhausted look arrives at AstraZeneca’s London office aboard a red Alfasud gesturing animatedly. Plaid pants, white short-sleeved T-shirt pulled over the navel, white moccasins and the usual dye for black hair, but this time with a perm. Visibly annoyed in front of the webcam, Pascal Seriot then left the floor – so to speak – to the new official and icy AstraZeneca spokeswoman Christina Venoms, who immediately attacked: “Even if you don’t understand shit, I confirm everything said by Pascal . Some have even accused us of putting, not heavy metals in our drugs, but rusty bicycles left on the street. We are already proceeding with the transformation – with appropriate adaptations – of our machines and laboratories: if until yesterday we produced tools of boring devils to exterminate the human race by freezing aborted fetuses, we will soon prepare delicious ice creams with milk, cream, eggs and sugar ” .
Venoms then presented the two launch products inspired by AstraZeneca’s most famous controversial cases. Nexium Sorbet , a cold dessert served by the spoon in 80 ml tubes containing a secret ingredient that acts on the taste buds and artificially prolongs its taste, thus killing the world market for sorbets. The artisanal Serequel AZ , a chocolate praline with a Serequel cream that fills it inside. Served in culture jars (without battery inside), the ice will be prepared with ingredients not approved by the Food and Drug Administration. The new AstraZeneca Ice Cream slogan is also ready, the old “What science can do” has already been replaced by “Do you know what I’m telling you? You know what I tell you? Go fuck everyone in the ass. I'm fine? See you later"
Andrea Canavesi
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