Big Brother VIP. 50% of competitors don’t know why they are famous
Rome – ” ‘ Don’t open that door ’should have become a mantra rather than a quote from a famous horror film, but that door has been opened systematically for over twenty years and we can’t wait to do it again, again and again. still. But why? Why don’t those cameras rest? Why are people always forced to stay there, twenty-four hours a day filming shit after shit or, worse, nothing at all? There are physicists and theorists of black holes who occasionally go behind the quaternions to study matter closely. It’s inconceivable stuff . ” These are the words of ML ., Former co-host of Big Brother who is now conducting a quiz on Rai Uno and who would like to remain anonymous. ML, who since 2007 has abandoned the popular show that brought him to the homes of millions of Italians, also has something to add: “ Here it is. Look at them. They are so confused, they wander around the rooms not understanding what they are going to do. But really the real reason it’s NOT WHAT they’re going to do, is that they don’t understand why I’m here. They don't even understand why they are famous . ”
And in fact, every year, when the list of Big Brother Vip competitors is made, a demand echoes in the post offices, arcades, bars, offices, bingo halls, racetracks, hunting and fishing shops, in dance halls, supermarkets, restaurants, salt and tobacco shops, internet points (do internet points still exist?), newsagents: " What the fuck are these?" What is the reason that makes them famous? “
" We don't know, " said Dr. Carlo De Carforis , an important statistician at the Costantino Vitagliano University in Caramozzi di Sopra (BD). " The problem is that we can't understand it." Look, every year we have this problem, as you just pointed out, and every year we enter competition data into our database of celebrities around the world, a machine that cost us two million euros and prevented us from doing so. to employ researchers for the next hundred years. Eh, in 50% of cases the machine gives a null result. But heaven itself. Not famous for having had a hundred fines for no parking, that is, complete insignificance. The problem is that we have scratched the bottom of the celebrity so that recursive VIPs have now invented , but not in politics, look: Raffaella Fico , Francesca Cipriani, and in recent years Filippo Nardi , Patrick Ray Pugliese, that is to say people who are considered VIPs because they participated in the normal Big Brother! Can you hear the sound of nails scratching the bottom of the barrel? “
There does not seem to be a solution to this problem, but even in this case science has prepared a kind of help, a palliative, for people who are currently in the house of Big Brother Vip and are wondering just why. " Look ," continued Dr. De Carforis, " we've created a kind of 'Vip Pass.' This special note, to be applied to the neck of the alleged vip, lists a number of reasons why the person is famous, some true and somewhat invented as a dog cock. The contestant doesn’t know which ones are true or which ones are fake but at least he feels more at peace with himself and manages to continue not to make a deserved chip in the house of Big Brother Vip, as the public expects from he and the other character in the house ”.
And that’s not all, because science can do this and more. ” With the‘ Predictor 3000 ’, this particular device that we have in the university and that has cost us a million euros of public funds that unfortunately will not allow us to recruit researchers for the next two hundred years, we can understand what they will be competitors in the next edition of Big Brother Vip. An exceptional result for the scientific world and beyond ”.
( WARNING. SPOILER ALERT )
The next unknown names of Big Brother Vip, edition 2022/23 directed by Giorgio Mastrota with Lina Wertmuller and Vittorio Sgarbi as commentators will be:
Pippo Civati , alleged former politician.
A tobacconist in Naples who became famous on the run with Scratch and Win
Antonia De Curtis , almost the same name of a famous actor of the past.
Gino Recommended , cadastre employee with zero days of absence since 1974.
Lina Uao Uao (real name Pasqualina Berlusconi), 1 million followers on Instagram.
Giorgio Mastrota , salesman, first case of competitor-tenant.
Luigi di Maio, alleged minister.
Sara Cunial , PhD from the University of the Road.
Luce Littoria , relative of LVI.
Rosario Rannisi , former GF6 contestant, then winner of La Fattoria 3.
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