“But will he be my rooster?”, The new Dragons ’new line of communication doesn’t convince him
Rome (European Central Bank) – “ Everything went wrong! All very, very wrong. You know when you say, let's get Pirlo to train, what the fuck could he do wrong? Here it is. What a level we are here! One of the spokespersons for Prime Minister Draghi, Angelo Cappuccia , explained this at a press conference at Palazzo Chigi.
“ Look, ” Hood specified then, “ on paper it was a good idea, I’m happy for those who had it – it’s me – but I’m not here to emphasize the merit of what a good idea it is, if then led to this absurd result. Precise: I graduated in Communication Sciences at the University "Giancarlo Magalli" of Busto Arsizio with 110 cum laude. Teacher in " How do I speak to you the Prime Minister by shaking hands in the style of Kermit the Frog ", chaired by SUPREME MASTER Rocco Casalino , and practiced with a minor politician, of whom I can not name but suffice it to say that first he was a renegade, then he was a candidate in the PD primaries and now, with that sexy mustache of his, he has become a member of the People of the Country, and also owner of a publishing house ”.
“And yes, the idea was good, but it all turned out to be shit,” admits Cappuccia as he tried to convey his resume, even in places useless for the job market, such as Linkedin . "We have decided to give a change to Prime Minister Draghi, whom we all hate in two months' time. Many have even begun to regret that old Gascon count, the one who until a second earlier had made a fist without even bothering to sterilize the knife . In short: Dragons were starting to crumble in the polls and to keep the country united we need him to appeal to young people, influencers and the most important categories of society: the memers ”. And since then, the life of Premier Dragons has undergone a decisive change of style.
“We told him: he talks like young people about things when they are young,” Cappuccia explained. “Use slang that is in fashion when it’s in fashion, use hashtags, check trends on Twitter, don’t dance on Tik Tok otherwise you risk creating the Salvinian cringe effect (which has become just a specific type of degradation) and aims to amaze. Young people, and even those who are not so young, as soon as they see that you are part of their circle, they will respect you, they will remember you, and you will be immortal like the one who made names and surnames, ” said Cappuccia. turning his eyes to the sky. "And he started at first with some quotes from Sanremo, with phrases from 'Musica Leggerissima', but then, after seeing LOL, he went completely."
Since then the prime minister has never been the same, and Hood has been the first witness. “The first question in the morning became whether we did the physical functions or not, when she calls us on the phone, she always specifies that she is Lillo , every now and then, at Palazzo Chigi, she uses the intercom as if it were a cashier, then began to touch the ball, to mate with the chairs when he was in conference with the other heads of state but above all, " confesses Cappuccia ," now he knows no other answer than "But they will be my cocks? “.
And this new motive of the prime minister has not gone unnoticed even by the European Union. Just yesterday, EU emissaries contacted President Draghi for the Recovery Fund, asking for explanations on how Italy, and the Government, intend to spend European funds. Dragons, now a big Elio fan enough to buy his vinyl record and a portable picture of the Mona Lisa , replied with an honorable “ But will they be our cocks? ”, Which could cause significant repercussions on the actual reimbursement of the billions destined for Italy.
“And that’s not all,” Cappuccia concluded then , “he also used this answer with other personalities with whom he should have spoken the same day. In order: the Pope , the Dalai Lama, Ezio Greggio, the UN president, Barack Obama, the puppet Gnappo , Sani Gesualdi, and seven to eight different journalists. Diplomatic incidents are underway that we do not know how to resolve, we asked the prime minister himself desperate help. He was there, in his studio, playing with a green club that makes a strange noise, looking at us, looking at us with his eyes and telling us, with all the love in the world, that they are really just our dicks. ” .
Davide Paolino
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