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Commercial Parmesan, check out full video: Renatino’s wife is milked

Rome – The controversy over the Parmigiano Reggiano commercial has not subsided , accused in these hours of showing a conception of the work that seems to come out of a Dickens novel or a Ken Loach film. Or even the Jobs Act .

According to critics, the purpose of the spot is difficult to understand, starting with the opportunity to give the protagonist the name of one of the patrons of the Banda della Magliana. Parmigiano Reggiano is a product that is sold everywhere in the world, and without resorting to a promotion based on the rhetoric of dedication to work. But obviously some marketing research has pointed out to the company a slice of the market that needs to be acquired among Ku-Klux-Klan supporters , this is the only way to explain the creation of a business that borders on apology. of slavery.

To dispel the controversy, in these hours, some rumors about the existence of a complete video – with Renatinu and his family – that the company has immediately taken steps to make it disappear from every platform. But we managed to get it back on the dark web and kept it for you.

In the video there are scenes cut from the final version that show even better the love that Renatino has for his company. For example, in one scene it is discovered that Renatino himself with his massive shoulders carries very heavy wheels of Parmesan cheese to distribute to marketers. " I was on foot, now they bought me an electric scooter thanks to the state bonus – says the man in the business – and I'm so happy ." He added: " When I finish my latex work first, I dedicate myself to harvesting cotton in the owners' field. Only late in the evening will I go home to spend a few minutes with my son Django ”.

Another deleted scene is one in which the man is asked if he had ever been to Paris. In the abbreviated version only the head is closed, but in the full version he also adds " The two French cheeses suck cock ", a joke that triggers the applause of those present, with Stefano Fresi even moved to tears. The scene was deleted because it was considered a bit overdone.

But the really shocking part is that it shows the stage of milk production which will then be processed to get the cheese. On the spot, Stefano Fresi invites the boys to the stable next to the milk jug. Here is a woman lying on a hay bale. Next to her is a man squeezing her nipples vigorously. And which site? “One of the boys asked. " It's Sabrina, Renatinu's wife," says Fresi. "She offers her milk to make the cheese, and she does it 365 days a year ." " You're big, " says one of the girls. " No, they're two big ones, " Fresi replied, grinning at the woman's breasts and unleashing everyone's hilarity.

Then the business moves towards a bittersweet ending.

" But at least you have friends, Renatino?"

– ” Of course, they are very good friends with Mohamed, the type of Amazon salesman, who is also very happy with his work . We see him often with the Conad type , remember? He also works at night instead of having sex with his wife . ”

" And what are you doing?"

– " Nothing, we drink cocaine, we call three whores who we fuck compulsively and without any emotional impulse, then we drink vodka and drink until we faint ."

[Voiceover] "Stoooop. Ok we cut this . ”

Eddie Settembrini

The article Spot Parmigiano, check complete video: Renatinu's wife is milked for milk, she comes from Lercio .


This is an automatic translation from the Italian language of a post published in Lercio at the URL https://www.lercio.it/spot-parmigiano-spunta-video-integrale-per-il-latte-viene-munta-la -moglie-di-renatino / u Fri, 03 Dec 2021 10:11:45 +0000.

The Parmigiano Commercial article , check out the full video: Renatino's wife is milked for milk comes from Ultimi Notizie .


This is a machine translation from Corsican language of a post published on Ultimi Nutizie at the URL https://ultiminutizie.vogon.today/cummerciale-parmigiano-cuntrolla-video-cumpleta-a-moglia-di-renatino-he-mungata-per-u-latte/ on Sat, 04 Dec 2021 05:33:00 +0000.