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‘Gomorrah’s Walking Dead’ is coming: the series with all of Gomorrah’s dead in a zombie version

[ATTENTION! CONTENT SPOILERS. NO, that's not fake news. SPOILERS ARE REAL. I mean, we’re all aware that a lot of people die in the latest series as in all the others, right ?! HERE: GIVE YOUR ARTICLE WHAT YOU WANT, SO IF YOU WANT SPOILERS, DON'T READ IT! THAT YOU CAN VARIOUSLY UNDERSTAND THAT YOU CARE ABOUT SPOILERS. FUCK, IT'S THE END OF A CRIMINAL SERIES WITH CRIMINAL PROTAGONISTS! HOW DO YOU THINK IT HAS FINISHED PICTURES ?! – NDR]

GOMORROPOLI (Na)Concerns are circulating in the loft of the Gomorrocratic Screenwriting collective . The main authors of the famous series of Gomorrah , Sceneggiatoreuno , Sceneggiatoredue and Sceneggiatoretre are here for interviews. [No, they are not convention names, they are called Pasquale Sceneggiatoreuno , Salvatore Sceneggiatoredue and Diego Armando Sceneggiatoretre , NDR]. While drinking coffee in the waiting room, I managed to catch excerpts from a very heated discussion and discover something incredible.

Screenplay: “What, the sixth series ?! But weren’t we finished ?! “
Scenario one: “It doesn't seem to have gone so badly; there’s always a hard core of fans who, in order not to end the series, have also seen Gomorrah ∞ !
Screenplay: “But don't you feel the smell of long broth that has lasted at least since the last series?
Screenwriter: “But imagine! People salute the shitty Spanish series that looks like a cross between a soap opera and Die Hard [The House of Paper, NDR]. What we look at in comparison is Kubrick!
Scenario two: "Enough, I'm killing myself!"

I took courage and rushed into the study, alarmed by the last sentence, to understand what was happening.
I see Scriptwriter two standing on the windowsill, with a goat around his neck. This scares me, but then I realize that we are on the ground and that the kid is not tied to anything.

Scriptwriterone: “[referring to me, NDR] Hello! Don't be careful! He always does this… every time bad news comes out of production, he threatens to commit suicide pathetically. [referring to Sceneggiatoredue] At least you choose: either throw yourself or hang yourself; there's nothing for both of us to do! “

Once the (slightly) suicidal aspirant has calmed down, they explain to me that strange ideas have been coming out of the production for days on the meaning of the final scene of the last season of Gomorrah ; especially in the last phone it was mentioned that the series could continue, starting with the arrival on the beach of an unidentified object that collects the bodies of Ciro and Genny , and then bring them back to life thanks to their technology alien.

Two screenwriters: “Sure! Let's resurrect the two protagonists seventy more times! Besides, we are the ones making a fool of ourselves! An X-MEN dies easier than Cyrus the Immortal ! “
Screenwriter: “ I remember we were paid a lot for that!
Screenplay two: “I warn you! I don't write things like that! What the fuck can you do if you don't even die when a sniper shoots you ?! What do we do ?! We’re writing a scene where we show an infiltrator in the Camorra giving all the Camorra a lot of space dancing instead of real ammunition ?! Come on, a gram of dignity! “

At that point, he intervened with a joke to lower his tension:

"No, raise all the dead from the show and make the zombie apocalypse in Gomorrah !"
Screenplay: “Genius!
"I was just kidding."
Screenplay one: “Fuck! It's perfect! We can even resurrect Conte and send him to the restaurant with his throat cut short to ask for the "fritter"! You know what fun! “
Writer: “Well … He's always better than X-Files Gomorrah . What then the beauty of the series with the zombies is that you can do episodes where shit doesn’t happen and people watch them anyway! And above all, there is no more shame in resurrecting casual people! “

Suddenly, Roberto Saviano appears from a corner, with his usual serious expression on his face, which illuminates us with one of his brilliant comments: “The idea of ​​death applied to Gomorrah is perfect. Because the Camorra is not alive. It’s like a virus that zombies its own affiliates and feeds on the death and destruction it brings ”.

Two screenwriters: " And then there are at least twelve easy seasons!"
One of the screenwriters grabbed him by the noose: "Shut up! Shut up!" Don't interrupt the teacher! “

So was born Gomorrah's Walking Dead, the spin-off created by undead avoids replication zombies Seasonal Gomorrah.

Federico Graziani

The upcoming article 'Gomorrah's Walking Dead': The series with all of Gomorrah's dead in the zombie version comes from Lercio .


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This is a machine translation from Corsican language of a post published on Ultimi Nutizie at the URL https://ultiminutizie.vogon.today/gomorras-walking-dead-vene-a-serie-cu-tutti-i-morti-di-gomorra-in-una-versione-zombie/ on Thu, 30 Dec 2021 10:10:00 +0000.