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Pillon told DDL Zan: “A possible deal after homosexuals and trans people are all dead.”

Rome – “It's a great victory! We stopped her from beating the crap out of the girls at school and the potato chips from the boys!
"But DDL Zan didn't say that!"
"And what does it matter, until it's over!"

It took 12 Sgarbi Brigade ushers and two doses of narcotics for the hippos to temporarily alleviate the overwhelming euphoria of League Senator Simone Pillon at the announcement that lawyer Zan had been sent back to the Commission. of Justice. , in all likelihood, he will never return (for the record, the chairman of the commission is from the League, one of the FdI deputies. With this we do not want to insinuate anything, but a hysterical bathed in quicksand would be more. return to the surface).

One of the telepaths back at the Madame Palace guaranteed that while Pillon continued to thank our Lord for the narrow escape, he actually thought “ You can take it, shit! In fact, no, you would love to! “While one of the lip-reading experts around Palazzo Madama assured us that the Northern League senator wasn’t just thinking about it.
But it’s no surprise, though, that the right center (Ahahahahahaha!) Are behaving this way. As confirmed by more than one commenter, “ The right only did the right thing”, while a famous singer-songwriter commented “ From the right come the flowers ”.

More complex to understand what happened in the faction officially in favor of the DDL, but which was fired by snipers who voted against. To a furious Enrico Letta : "The race of the ungrateful." For you I am back in Italy giving up the chablis on the Champs-Élysées ”, opposes a seraph Renzi who, after writing a tweet against Landini to show that the years have not changed him, commented in his new language adopted by that cradle of tolerance that is Saudi Arabia: “ Abq hadian ” *.
Needless to say a comment to the exponents of the 5 Star Movement : since 2013 they have not finished knowing and knowing who is who.

However, it seems that an outstretched hand has begun for Pillon to work together on a new draft of the decree: “ If the left is committed to removing the more controversial parts of the decree, such as gay children will be given the sweet Euchessina , while the rights have to continue to push, then we can think about working together on a new text, as long as in the meantime gay, trans, foreign, sick and disabled are all dead . The mercy of the Lord is great, as the Gospel teaches, a book that sooner or later I will even decide to open ”.

However, Silvio Berlusconi has guaranteed that when he takes office at the Quirinal there will be no more divisions or conflicts of any kind and that he will make love, everyone as he wishes: “ In a few months I will invite you to join the manu. on the ass of your wives or lovers or strangers crossing the street and to tell them that this is the caress of the President of the Republic ”.

Meanwhile, a question loomed among the Roman palaces of power: " What would not have been released if Laura Boldrini , as President of the Chamber, had even managed half as much as the President of the Senate Maria Elisabetta Alberti Casellati ?

Augustu Rasori

* Stay calm

The article Pillon opens to DDL Zan: "Possible agreement after homosexuals and trans people are all dead" comes from Lercio .


This is an automatic translation from the Italian language of a post published in Lercio at the URL https://www.lercio.it/pillon-apre-al-ddl-zan-accordo-possibile-dopo-che-omosessuali-e -trans-will-be-all-dead / u Fri, 29 Oct 2021 08:58:23 +0000.

Pillon 's article opens to DDL Zan: "A possible deal after homosexuals and trans people are all dead" comes from Latest News .


This is a machine translation from Corsican language of a post published on Ultimi Nutizie at the URL https://ultiminutizie.vogon.today/pillon-apre-a-ddl-zan-un-accordu-pussibule-dopu-chi-lomosessuali-e-i-trans-so-tutti-morti/ on Sat, 30 Oct 2021 00:06:00 +0000.