Weather in Fiumicinu. The AstraZeneca executive was arrested with 1,000 pesos of vaccines hidden in his ass

Fiumicino (Rome) – New scandal over the AstraZeneca vaccine, following the case of the 29 million doses found in Anagni . This time a leader of Anglo-Swedish society (formerly defined as Anglo-Italian, at least until things went to hell, Ed.) Would be involved, who would have hidden several hundred doses in the gut, not to deliver them. to the European Union.

Paolo Chiavar, longtime pharmaceutical director, was arrested this morning at Fiumicino airport after the body's scanner reported something abnormal. In fact, the director emitted a strong WiFi signal, to the point that for the first time the control officers were able to watch the Youtube videos they watched during working hours in a fluid manner. The instruments have detected hundreds of 5G chips in Chiavar’s body, which by further investigation are included in so many doses of AstraZeneca vaccine.

In recent weeks the director had been sent by his company to Colombia for a refresher course: investigations had then revealed that he had attended a group of drug traffickers in the worst bars in Medellin , to understand how transport doses without being taken. Chiavar had learned to insert eggs into the sphincter to escape the controls, but had been overwhelmed by the chips in the vaccines. At the time of detention, he was carrying approximately 1,000 doses of AstraZeneca serum, including 3 cases of cerebral venous sinus thrombosis associated with thrombocytopenia and 2 live fetuses .

Paolo Chiavar has not made any statements yet. While waiting for the arrival of AstraZeneca's lawyers, he was paparazzi at the bottom of the Fiumicino police station, sitting on a swing in the middle of a field, staring blankly. More than a thousand doses taken from his intestine and placed under sequestration will now be made available to the tremendous Italian vaccination campaign, except for 10 ampoules, intended directly for the vaccination of Andrea Scanzi .

Andrea Michielotto

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