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14 days until the END OF THE WORLD (at least according to Greta Thunberg)

We are at the end now. I'm sorry to everyone, but the world only has 14 days left to exist. Say goodbye to your loved ones, get rid of your last cravings, put your soul at peace, because we're running out.

No, I haven't become a millennialist, a preaching prophet who goes around shouting "The end is near." This is the truth of SCIENCE and SCIENTISTS, the real ones, the ones who taught Greta Thunberg everything, taking her sleep away with their predictions.

Don't believe it? She reminds us directly with this tweet of hers from 2018

"A leading climate scientist warns us that climate change will wipe out all of humanity if we don't stop using fossil fuels within five years." It was June 21, 2018

Now:

  • 5 years are 14 days away;
  • fossil fuels are still used;
  • since a leading climate scientist said it, he can only be right and therefore humanity has only 14 days to live.

I feel sorry for the students who should have faced the maturity and who will not be able to graduate instead. I'm sorry, but what's the point of studying now?

Maybe it won't be like this, maybe the climate isn't changing. If we leave the purely local vision of Italian newspapers and media, the climate is going quite well, despite everything, without a boom in tornadoes and hurricanes, on the contrary, everything goes on as usual

In truth, someone helped us to remember this deadline, whose tweet we report.

However we will spend these 14 last days of humanity oppressed by the most terrifying and most manipulative climate communication possible. For example to make crazy hot appear, just change the color used in the forecast

We are witnessing the greatest manipulation of communication and politics, to digest decisions otherwise intolerable in a democracy. But let's not worry: in 14 days we will be extinct, including those of the Last Generation which, if nothing else, will live up to their name.


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The article Missing 14 days until the END OF THE WORLD (at least according to Greta Thunberg) comes from Scenari Economici .


This is a machine translation of a post published on Scenari Economici at the URL https://scenarieconomici.it/mancano14-giorni-alla-fine-del-mondo-almeno-secondo-greta-thunberg/ on Wed, 07 Jun 2023 20:01:09 +0000.