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March 2020: Zuckerberg gives delusional advice to Fauci and Fauci performs.

It was the year 2020, a beautiful month of March full of viruses and economic hopes for pharmaceuticals.

Our favorite millionaire, the visionary virologist Zuckerberg always a few years ahead, asks the supreme doctor Fauci: “ Why not press for vaccines to come out more aggressively? Even if you don't know how effective it actually is … What is the rationale behind the decision not to market something that is safe even if you don't know how effective? "

That is: Let's make a move, which here is to be stacked. Doctor Fauci, do not cincischi! Put these vaccines on the market now, right away!

The fainted naive Fauci, in a flash of lucidity (which he will later lose) replied that day: “ This is a good question. There is a safety problem, studying that if I inject something into the shoulder it does not generate some idiosyncratic or negative reaction. Then there is another aspect beyond safety: if you vaccinate people and generate an antibody reaction, and then these people are exposed to the disease and become infected. Will the induced response improve the infection and make it more severe? The only way to know is if you do extensive studies, not on regular volunteers, but on people out there who are at risk. This wouldn't be the first time that a vaccine that initially looked good from a safety point of view ultimately made people feel worse . "

Or: Are you crazy? What do I know about injecting hastily prepared vaccines for a virus that no one has yet isolated? We can't get volunteers to test. It would take a bang of cav … oops, "fragile people" to test them on (oh, they were fragile before eh, don't take it with us). Then he adds: It wouldn't be the first time we screwed up.

In the end, you know what happened, the fact is that they began to launch on the market below (cit) the most varied and picturesque vaccines, even gluten-free, yes with rice but lactose-free, in the colors preferred by children, to make a Never before seen media hype to make magical vials more desirable in the new iPhone. And thanks to the fragile, but then also not fragile, guinea pigs, and then also the little ones, we arrived riding on the unstoppable scientific and stock market progress up to the present day: now we know. Fauci was right, as far as adverse reactions are concerned, and Zuckerberg as regards mega fantabusiness.

Fortunately, the virus is still with us with its amazing variants and the chemical orgy has not yet run out. The show must go on!

And here is the whole video!


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The article March 2020: Zuckerberg gives delusional advice to Fauci and Fauci performs. comes from ScenariEconomici.it .


This is a machine translation of a post published on Scenari Economici at the URL https://scenarieconomici.it/marzo-2020-zuckerberg-da-un-consiglio-delirante-a-fauci-e-fauci-esegue/ on Tue, 14 Dec 2021 18:14:05 +0000.