No dying or burying the dead without GreenPass

And also today we must die tomorrow. At least those who do not have the Greenpass.

Yet another sadistic idiocy has been published in the list of "PERSONAL SERVICES" prohibited without greenpass. All not in the parish newspaper, but on the official website of the Italian Government Presidency of the Council of Ministers: https://www.governo.it/it/ Articolo/domande-frequenti-sulle-misure-adottate-dal-governo/15638

ALSO, just for a change, the Gianni and Pinotto in charge of drawing up these official lists that will substantially change the lives of millions of people, HAVE WRONG THE FIRST LIST , drawn up on January 20, where to access the funeral home, equal to other little services as necessary as tattoo artists, they reported that the REINFORCED GREEN PASS was needed.

Someone, perhaps a cleaner who was dusting behind them while the concentrated bureaucrats were writing bullshit, will have pointed out that maybe to pack a dead man it would have been nice to be able to do it even with just a negative swab. And here magically, the day after January 21, they have given us the grace and corrected the idiocy:

So happy guys, whether you are the dead or a loved one, to be able to have a dignified burial you will only need the negative pad. If, on the other hand, your tampon is positive, the deceased loved one will stay with you for a long time. This time they were very human (quoted by Fantozzi). Next time, if you don't behave well, Supergreenpass also for the funeral home. Alternatively, triple vaccine or a very large freezer to store the dear body (including yours), waiting for better times and better people to arrive. Amen.

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