Survival manual for Free / No-vax
We know how you feel, small percentage of the population, the insane one, you fucking grease. We know how you feel. You feel guilty, AND YOU DO WELL. With your negative pad, however, you will never be above suspicion. You are, however, a coward who did not get poked for the sake of science. YOU are one that animal rights activists hate: if you don't sacrifice yourself, they will have to experiment on mice. You are one without shame, indeed without shameh (which for mysterious reasons if you write with the final h today makes some sense).
But since by now it seems that the pandas have caught it, and nobody cares about their extinction anymore, TODAY, we at WWF want to take you as a sure extinction. And let's go write a survival manual for you, infectious malefic.
Premise: “You know they are hunting you. You know you can never escape forever. You know they will find you: adopt the strategy of the Chameleon: disguise yourself.
( Chameleon novax pretending to be like normal vaccinates )
1) If they ask you if you are vaccinated (and they shouldn't) have a big laugh and declaim. "But of course, yes, I have already done 4 because I have a cousin to the ASL who paraculates me. And that I was stupid? Mica vojo died ".
2) Get your arm tattooed like any Fedex and explain: "I have so many holes of vaccine that if you join them from one to 45, the words" There will be only one and that I know "comes out.
3) Ogno a lot, but only if someone is watching you, disinfect the chair, the desk, the phone of your colleague buffered: "Je vojo fine, but I care about the peel".
4) Buy the SpongeBob greenpass for 15 euros. If asked, show that. Nobody will notice that you are not a sponge. In case they object: “But you're a sponge!”, You reply: “ok I drink too much, well 'But I'm vaccinated. Get your cocks "
5) If you see around the Lucarelli that provokes, do not give her a head on the iPhone, but throw it there (even if you don't think so): “Anvedi che zizze”. She likes it, she thinks you are a provex, if she dissolves and doesn't sue you.
6) Repeat often: “Mejo i Nigeriani che i novax”. It's bullshit, but since only piddonzi listen to you, you have lifelong immunity regardless.
7) If you succeed, put on a rainbow scarf that you also go to the pope without checks.
8) Be witty on social media: “Anvedi! I took the third dose and now I'm going to hit the ball with 5G! ". The vaccinated laugh a lot at this joke.
9) Every now and then, but only if you feel like it, say something like: “Say thanks to us vaccinated, astronzi! What the fuck will I pay for your treatment if you stay in the hospital! " (but this option is only for trained folks, we don't expect you to really say that. We realize that just writing it sucks the fuck. But if you make it, it blows. Nobody catches you anymore).
10) If in the evening, before going into your white bed, you feel like an infamous shit and a hoaxer thinks it could only get worse: you may have to do the third dose tomorrow. And the fourth in 5 months.
Got it brother? See you at the restaurant, ahahaha, WE CAN! (we are at the table booked under the name of SpongeBob).
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