Boris Johnson in English: “Get used to losing the trophies you love”
London (Somewhere outside of Europe) – Moments of tension were high at Wembley Stadium when after Leonardo Bonucci in the semi-finals, another blue was confused with an intruder during the celebrations. After the awards ceremony, Marco Verratti noticed a guy all tattooed and with strange hair and thought he was someone pretending to be a footballer, then with the help of a translator he asked him in Pescara “ What the fuck are you? Before realizing that it was actually his teammate Federico Bernardeschi who was trying to play with the cup. Meanwhile, in the midfield circle, Leonardo Bonucci next to a huge pot of boiling water was preparing to prepare pasta for 55 million Britons.
In the stands, next to a sad David Beckham who hoped the game would take even fifty penalties to delay the return from that myth of his wife, a radiant Tom Cruise, but perhaps it was just a "side effect", a quote for moviegoers, of botulinum) has revealed that he will renounce Scientology and become a new religion: Mancinism, a cult that includes the sphere ahead, entertainment and the feeding of explosions to the cry of “Porca Butana!” .
As a result, yesterday evening he also took the consent of Maurizio Sarri who did not hesitate to compliment " that Mancini bassoon ". Disappointed Emerson Palmieri, who after the penalty missed by Jorginho could aim for the Ballon d'Or to win the Champions League and the European Championship: " Messi has also won, never winning a shit with the national team, imagine yes don't give it up now! “
And while the English players after the match took their silver medals and uniforms and were dressed only in their arrogance, a philosopher Boris Johnson meanwhile told his compatriots: “ Get used to losing even the trophies you get. they are expensive. Meanwhile, we are the first in Europe for infections! “. But the Azzurri fans who hailed each other on the street have already promised: "And now back to the delta variant!" “.
A few hours later a savage Sergio Mattarella stopped you presidential ticket, after a game of fucking with Mancini, Donnarumma and Bernardeschi (who could not stop Helium enjoying before the bellucci) and at a pipe announced: "They will not take us anymore ."
PS. It appears that Ciro Immobile was touched in the locker room by Chiellini during the party and pretended to be on unconscious ground for about 20 minutes.
Augusto Rasori (thanks to the entire editorial staff)
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