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Chameleon looks in the mirror and finds that he hates its true color

Anvedioh, Madagascar – "The chameleon is not green, but it is convinced that it is the only color that gives it," says Guanina Lancialingua, a reptile expert and professor at Bay Area University in San Francisco, California. "It takes a lot of energy to do it every day, but they hate its true color," reads the report on a 3-year study funded in part by the European Union that never knows how to get rid of money in part. by the Pantone Foundation against color discrimination.

For almost a century it has been known that the chameleon does not camouflage itself to escape the gaze of predators (even because of thunder after 3 months of life) but rather to respond to certain psychological conditions, but this is the first time that this predisposition is scientifically proven. It has also been discovered which peculiar conditions are most reactive and which certain particular species of chameleons, the most colorful, are most sensitive to changes in fashion trends.

The discovery of sensational science, published in November last year, has been made available to everyone in the separate journal Science. The experiment was performed on a sample of 220 specimens belonging to 36 different species of chameleons, including Ibrahimovic, Casini and Mastella.

The reptiles, which came blindfolded at the site of the experiment, were placed in a terrarium with a mirror base and walls to "strip" of any color. 62% of the specimens, after a few minutes in that unprecedented situation, began to assume the uncertain behavior and the naive pretense typical of "I don't know what to wear today" ; in thirty minutes, the percentage of unsatisfied specimens exceeded 90%. Mastella and Casini began to switch between red and blue intermittently, Ibra, much more colorful, began to dye by mixing the uniform worn by all the teams he has always supported.

After about 50 minutes, all the stumps began to turn purple, probably to manifest the psychological condition characteristic of intense pain in the ass.
Once the experiment was over, the specimens returned to their natural habitat and immediately resumed their favorite color, except for Casini who continues to see an iridescent harlequin variety.

Vittorio Lattanzi

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