Conte rises to the Quirinale and Mattarella resigns
ROME – Prime Minister Giuseppe Conte , who is leading the executive over this sudden government crisis, has recently entered the Quirinal but the first rumors have already been leaked. According to the well-informed, Sergio Mattarella , after listening to Conte, had decided to resign. So far, attempts by his entourage to change their minds have been in vain: Presidential Secretary Ugo Zampetti, his daughter Laura, the Bersaglieri, Giovanni, the barber, no one could have moved him. . “I know I’m a few months away from my white semester, when I won’t be bothered anymore, but I don’t really want to listen for an extra minute to this guy who thinks he’s a statesman and instead is just a failed priest at la merci des événements ” Mattarella sighed, talking on the phone with former President Giorgio Napolitano who had answered him while he was still asleep.
However, according to quirinal insiders reports, the day had started well. Mattarella this morning had received Count very well disposed and full of hope but, little by little, as the Prime Minister explained his plan for Count Ter , Mattarella would grow darker and darker in his face, until he stood up. and, without saying a word, go to the window overlooking the court of honor. After resisting an initial impulse to embark on an angel flight, the Head of State called him Giuseppe Conte, inviting him to contemplate that wonderful panorama. In front of that imposing, silent, ancient solemnity, Mattarella would have said to him: “Come and see, Giuseppe, look: this is the immensity of the rooster that I am not interested in your arguments” and he would have done it to flash it down.
But then he stopped. " Renzi is mentally ill, Zingaretti doesn't know where he is, Salvini is a maniac, Di Maio is not suitable for being a sentient person. You, you know all this, you’ve always known it, but you’re a candy that has enchanted everyone. When it rains, you slip between one drop and the next, ” the President continued, ruthlessly. "I had already framed you by the shit of the people's lawyer." The lies in the curriculum, the story of Guido Alpa, the unpaid taxes, Equitalia… then the coronavirus came and you became Charles De Gaulle. But not for me, and I can’t stand you anymore. For me you are still that of Volturara Appula, inhabitant 392, who keeps the holy card of Padre Pio in his wallet and makes the dye. I have another swearing-in ceremony with you, I can't take it, ” the head of state said before leaving the interview room.
In the end, Mattarella, dizzy and with bloodshot eyes, went to the kitchens and, in a slightly altered state, said to the cooks: "Dear fellow citizens, today we are resigning." For a choice of responsibility but, above all, because I broke my balls! “ . Only then does he faint, immediately saved by the dishwashers, while Giuseppe Conte takes his place behind the desk of the President, a French manufacturer of the mid-eighteenth century, with a dreamy look and a vaguely erect penis.
Stefano Pisani
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