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Covid. Delays in Sardinia, Governor Solinas assures: “We will vaccinate someone soon”

Cagliari (Burundi) – The president of the Sardinia Region Christian Solinas denies the sender the numerous controversies regarding the management of the pandemic. In a recent interview published during a break from the board meeting held at the restaurant " Su proceddu sazzau ", he assured his greatest commitment to mass vaccination of his compatriots: "We are on the activation, but we we have to take it slowly . Do you know the story of the hare and the turtle? No, I don’t eat turtles. I like hare, on the other hand, with a side dish of steaks and sausages. Even though I don’t understand all this haste, my detractors make it seem like a matter of life or death ”.

The governor calmed down as he waved a leg of lamb, admitting a slight delay: " There was some initial hesitation , but it was due to the fact that we were an island." If there is a way to transport the vials by sea or air, we will be in line with other regions. Who knows, maybe in the future we will fill this gap, when some machine will be invented that can float and move in water, or even fly ”.

According to the report of the Ministry of Health of March 14, Sardinia is at the bottom of the ranking of vaccination inoculation percentages compared to the number of doses delivered, with a disappointing 67.5% , almost 5 points behind the penultimate Calabria with 72.3%. Solinas, however, bitterly disputes the reliability of the official data: “The information is collected on the basis of communications from the regions, and we are well aware of the inefficiency, inability and improvisation demonstrated by the Sardinian junta. throughout the pandemic phase. Is there really anyone who still trusts Governor Solinas? “.

However, Governor Solinas wanted to reassure the population: " Soon we will start vaccinating someone, somewhere on the island." We will aspirate the serum from some test tube, with some syringe, and we will inoculate it in some arms. Of course it’s too early to say whether it will be a left or right arm, but we plan to make this decision in a couple of months, at most a few decades ”.

Gianni Zoccheddu

The Covid article . Delays in Sardinia, the governor asserted Solinas: "Soon vaccineremu to anyone" from Lerciu .


This is an automatic translation from the Italian language of a post published in Lercio at the URL https://www.lercio.it/covid-ritardi-in-sardegna-governatore-solinas-assicura-fra-poco-vaccineremo-qualcuno / u Mon, 15 Mar 2021 10:03:47 +0000.

The Covid article . Delayed in Sardinia, Governor Solinas said: "We will vaccinate someone soon" comes from Ultimi Notizie .


This is a machine translation from Corsican language of a post published on Ultimi Nutizie at the URL https://ultiminutizie.vogon.today/covid-ritardi-in-sardegna-u-guvernatore-solinas-assicura-prestu-vaccineremu-a-qualchissia/ on Mon, 15 Mar 2021 12:50:39 +0000.