“Domestic accidents that cause death.” The conspiracy theorist rejects the house as a gift
Statisti (CA) – “Do you know why I don’t run against a wall?”
"Why wouldn't that make sense?"
"No, because there's one in 14 trillion chances of going through it ."
With this first pearl of wisdom, we begin our meeting with the professor of the Chair of Computational Quantum Storage at the University of Cagliari, Professor of Covariant Variation . The professor immediately put himself at the head of the large platoon of opponents of the AstraZeneca vaccine, arguing that the percentage of vaccines affected by side effects was not reassuring enough and therefore the vaccination plan should be boycotted: ” 0.00003 % of people with vaccine disease, do you realize? At this point we can even go out on the street naked, chest out and invoke the asteroid! “
" But why naked?"
" Because there's a 0.000000001% chance that Naomi Campbell will pass at that moment and I want you to notice me!"
Professor Covariante takes his profession very seriously to the point of avoiding going to university with vehicles characterized by a high rate of accidents, such as cars, bicycles or buses, and obviously he could only opt for the safest of all. , the plane, even if it lives less than 15 kilometers away: “ For a lucky combination, there was practically a chance for every 100,000 – even if in Italy, in fact, it is the highest in the world – I have a cardinal brother and a brother-in-law-senator by right, so I managed to get an airline activated from my house to the college plaza. Of course, the real danger is to end up in the middle of a battle between superheroes on the way from the plane to the entrance, there is a bit of a reassuring 0.00000004% risk ”.
Earlier, when we talked about where the illustrious statistician was, we did not indicate exactly where: “I live on a bench. I have found that domestic accidents have been the leading cause of death for centuries, so I made the irrevocable decision not to own a home. My brother also tried to give me one, I thanked him but I told him that the probability of being shocked or falling down a ladder was as high as his to disturb an altar and he understood the seriousness of the risk . Of course, I could still be struck by lightning, but it already happened to me last year and the possibility of it happening again is practically impossible ”.
After another ten minutes spent hearing about the least likely events in the universe, world peace, a left- wing government in Italy, Juventus won the Champions League – we added “ Cunial saying a reasoned phrase ” but the professor doesn't like it – Covariante fires us for a demanding job:
" I didn't know what time I had a lesson. "
" No, no, I have to go play the lottery. "
" But the chances of winning are very high. It’s like calling random numbers on the phone and being answered by Minister Hope ! “
"You fool, why should I call Minister Hope?" “
Augusto Rasori
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