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Fanpage’s investigation into Communism failed: 100 hours of footage just to make a list of acronyms

NAPLES, Fanpage’s editorial team – Try it, they took it seriously; but the result is a journalist in a confused state and 100 hours of footage full of far-left acronyms, where it is not clear what distinguishes one micro-movement from another.

It all starts with the challenge launched by Giorgia Meloni :

"Why didn't you ever investigate the Communists?" eh ?! EH ?! I have you in chestnut! And give me blowjobs! EEEH! >>

And so the director Francesco Cancellato took on the challenge, but more than wanting to show the "commune daa Garbatella" – thus fulfilling Crosetto's prophecy – not to disappoint anyone, but out of true conviction.

In fact, the perplexities that landed in the back of his heart were not so wrong. Among the movements of the extreme left it seems that the most popular sport is not to raise money for the election campaign or to praise communist dictatorships, but rather accusing others of poor purity, and then spreading at the first slight hints. of differences along the political line.

<< At one point I saw a dissolving movement even while I was interviewing the two founders. They started calling them fascists and soon after they founded two new micro-movements! It was terrible! Every time I finish the "picture", someone is sharing somewhere or a new organization is born! >>

This is how the poor Fanpage journalist comments , as he is about to be loaded into the ambulance that will take him to the Aversa asylum (reopened for the occasion), to try to free himself from the state of prostration. where it is located.

"But that's not enough!" I also saw an organization of a member divided by the reformist wing of the party led by his imaginary friend! A wonderful thing! I endured three years of Roman greetings and racist and homophobic jokes without batting an eyelid, but this investigation to the left unraveled to me in no time! I had already done almost 100 hours of filming and hadn’t even started! >>

The director, with a paternal attitude, tries to reassure his best correspondent and invites me to follow him.
Arriving at a door, he turned and looked at me intently; his eyes seemed to emit a strange light. Then, with a disturbing smile, he suddenly adds: u0026lt ; u0026lt; I didn’t sacrifice my best journalism for anything. Now shot lovers will have to run a great marathon! >>

And at this point it opens the door and what I see is incredible; in a scene like A Clockwork Orange, he finds the “Duchess of Tufello” , alias Giorgia Meloni , tied and gagged to a chair, and with her head blocked by a mechanism equipped with pliers, which prevent her from flashing. need Ed], as in the famous scene of the film Kubrick, where the infamous "Ludovico care" applies to the protagonist. In this case, however, instead of the violent scenes, the 100-hour hours that drove the poor journalist Fanpage are broadcast.

U0026lt; u0026lt; And now let’s see if I ever break the balls with the damn shot! What is there to contextualize about boys making the fascist salute and telling jokes about Jews ?! What is it… wanted to see a new “Crystal Night” to condemn ?! Well! Meanwhile, you have 100 hours of communists fighting and spreading all the time; then you see! >>

And with this final edition of Cancellato we can’t agree.

Federico Graziani

NOTE: Sorry for the acronyms left out of the image, but it plays really too fast to be found at all.

The article failed the Fanpage survey on Communism: 100 hours of footage just to make the list of acronyms come from Lercio .


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The article Fanpage’s investigation into Communism failed: 100 hours of footage just to make the list of acronyms comes from Latest News .


This is a machine translation from Corsican language of a post published on Ultimi Nutizie at the URL https://ultiminutizie.vogon.today/linchiesta-di-fanpage-in-u-cumunismu-ha-fiascatu-100-ore-di-filmati-solu-per-fa-a-lista-di-lacronimi/ on Tue, 26 Oct 2021 03:38:00 +0000.