Football. The SuperLeague will take place but Agnelli specifies: “The ExtraLeague is ready for the first defeat”
Torino (Pirlolandia): " But I don't understand the outcry ", admits Andrea Agnelli as he tries to enter the Juventus training camp in Vinovo, walking among the journalists, " when in the past Birra Moretti made his trophy, no one complained that doing so would have ruined football. However, this competition has been going on for several seasons. And who was here for sporting merit? No, it was an invitation only tournament. But UEFA has not implemented it! Of course not. Blatter was one of the best friends of Mustache Moretti, dannatu old drunkard. Of course I mean Blatter, not Mustache. He was a teetotaler, like all the testimonials of beers and more importantly like DuffMan ”.
Juventus president Andrea Agnelli, former president of ECA (European Club Association), former member of the UEFA executive, former member of his marriage and almost former member of Serie A, known to all as 'and Bifronte Agnelli who first tells you one thing and then does another in a rage, has seen the opportunity to respond to all the criticism about the creation of the new SuperLega , a competition that could have the same appeal as' and her summer friends in China just to make some quick money with which to pay Rabiot or Ramsey's contracts: "Does Uefa's President Ceferin say I'm a bad person?" I say only one thing – remarks Agnelli – Reflective mirror! Who says it is! Cica cicca cicca ”.
"These are strong words, they are – continues the president of Juventus, who looks more and more like Loki, the God of deception – but I must admit: it is true that on Saturday I did not call him and I spent in my mobile. I must confess that I had some liquidity problems since Ronaldo had asked me for ten thousand euros to recharge his phone for small emergencies. You know how Christian is, don't you? When he looks at you with those big eyes you can never say no ”.
"And yet – explains Agnelli – treating the SuperLega as a whim of the rich vices who fear the failure of their clubs is unworthy stuff. I want to clarify that I do not believe that the World Cup in Qatar, strongly desired by FIFA, was organized in the name of love. Instead we created this competition for supporters hahaha, sorry, I always laugh when I say this phrase. And I want to tell our fans that Ajax, Lyon and Porto were actually in the top 15 founding clubs , but I vetoed their participation ”.
“And I would add: in the event of Juventus’ first defeat in the competition – which will certainly happen in a short time – I am ready to create an ExtraLega with blackjack and luxury players. Participating teams: Juventus, Juventus Under 23, Juventus Primavera, Juventus Women, Juventude, Juve Stabia, Juve Caserta, Juventus Fano, Juventus Belize, Juveterranova Gela. I anticipate a huge capital invested by the televisions in the project: I have already made contact with Antenna Tv and with TeleCapri. A lot of money, which I will give after Cristiano Ronaldo or Dybala’s prosecutor ”.
The president is now a flooded river and also wants to let you know that all his changes of mind in recent months are not the result of purely economic strategies and are intended to save a team that has a greater responsibility than Alitalia, of course. that no one: “I did everything for the fanhahahahahahahahha, good God !, I knew the act class would have wasted money, oh well, so much so that JP Morgan put it here, a bank that in its existence has never done nothing wrong and never your savers money has never been played on the Lotus. At most he bet on Maestro Pirlo’s qualification in the SuperLeague. By the way: well done, sir! An excellent result! “It concludes that Agnelli is crying inside and is carrying a photo of Massimiliano Allegri on his mobile .
Davide Paolino
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