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“I am my doctor” No Vax is reported for abuse of the medical profession

Vira (LE) – Walter Niguarda had a doctor at home and didn’t know it, but as often happens, in emergency situations we discover that we have abilities that were unknown to us. The same was true for Niguarda, who revealed she was a medical doctor during a No Vax rally.

"It was like a shock, while I dictatorship howling enough health among many other activists" tells us "I said to me: But if I can not trust the teachers of all the health, they are able to treat me if so when do i feel bad " Okay, Covid may be a scarf invented by Big Pharma, but there is Fever Yellow and Beri Beri. I need to find a general practitioner to take care of me! "Niguarda then continued:" I really inchietu but a partner manifests with this great sign I pass: Songo are my doctor! 1 !! Here and there it didn't seem to make sense, but then, suddenly, a light bulb came on! Of course! How did I think of it before? It's obvious! “

"I was so happy that I left the event and I immediately ran home to do a good general check." At home, Niguarda found herself healthy and was only told that she should smoke less, move more and stop drinking 3 liters of alcohol a day, in short, the usual things a doctor tells you. So far so good, but the next day Walter discovered he had ingrown toenails. He then went to his doctor (himself) asking for a certificate to be out of work for 1 or 2 weeks.

"I thought the doctor would only challenge me for the number of days, but he just didn't want to give me the certificate!" “When asked for reasons, the doctor has only evasive and vague answers, sparking protests from Niguarda: “ What kind of doctor is he, excuse me? " At that moment the man will answer: 'But I'm not a doctor, I'm not even a graduate!' Walter felt betrayed as a patient and informed citizen and, overcoming his misfortune, went on to denounce himself for abusing the medical profession: “Now I hope to be fair and with the compensation I will receive I will pay for the holidays in in the Caribbean! I read the Psychiatry for Dummies manual is the best remedy for stress and depression! “

Andrea Cesanelli

The article “I am my doctor” No Vax is self-proclaimed for abuse of the medical profession comes from Lercio .


This is an automatic translation from the Italian language of a post published in Lercio at the URL https://www.lercio.it/io-sono-il-medico-di-me-stesso-no-vax-si-autodenuncia -for-abuse-of-the-medical-profession / u Mon, 06 Sep 2021 09:15:35 +0000.

The article “I am my doctor” No Vax is reported for abuse of the medical profession comes from Latest News .


This is a machine translation from Corsican language of a post published on Ultimi Nutizie at the URL https://ultiminutizie.vogon.today/so-u-mo-duttore-no-vax-si-riporta-per-abusu-di-a-prufessione-medica/ on Thu, 09 Sep 2021 00:09:00 +0000.