“I was a blowjob: now I can dribble,” he attributed the first miracle to Maradona
San Perito di Guerra (Ce) – A miracle. A real miracle hit a thirty-year-old casino yesterday morning while he was at his home. Tony De Cocchis , the boy in question, a highly respected doctor in his condominium, had rested for a few days after the inoculation of the anti-covid vaccine19 had brought him a strange side effect: see all the seasons of the House of Paper ‘finding them appreciable and exciting. But not only that, poor De Cocchis had also found that " Un Paso Adelante ", a Spanish fiction / soap opera / war experiment, was the best videofilm production on the planet, even more important than the masterpiece Mario Salieri and all movies by Adriano Celentano . For this reason, De Cocchis has been forced to stay at home indefinitely by the leaders of his department, who now wish to remain anonymous.
The De Cocchis, therefore, found itself with a lot of time available which occupied it chiefly with a complete immersion in the above-mentioned high-depth fiction. But yesterday, before lunch, he decided to try to undertake activities he had never been able to do before: “ Well, I’m aware of that, ” explains De Cocchis himself, “ normally in football I was never the first choice. organizers when he was about to take the field. Maybe I was in my early twenties, or maybe thirty, I don’t remember. Or he actually called me when I was really desperate, sometimes even crying. However, I was faced with the desire to dribble, so, suddenly, meaninglessly. And, you will never believe it, I did it! I have to do ten dribbling in a row. TEN. Normally my maximum was one, before I fell to the ground. Ten. Then I tried again and I did twelve, then fifteen, now, after a day of training, I even got to twenty-five. Absurdly, I immediately called the organizers to ask if there were any games scheduled. He responded by insulting me in seven different languages: I had forgotten that the football fields had been closed since October and that I knew when they would reopen . ”
And De Cocchis has the perfect explanation for this unexpected phenomenon: “ The other night I was about to leave after watching the 4 × 07 of Un Paso Adelante, the episode where Monica Cruz discovers that she is Penelope’s sister and that he buys school participates for four seasons without making a shit, and I decided to talk a little bit about the biopic about Diego Armando Maradona , which I had seen some time ago on a streaming portal. I loved it so much that I went to sleep with the Novara shirt on – it was the closest thing to blue I found at home! – and, in the morning, I knew how to dribble. It's a miracle! Cheers Diego! Long live Santa Maradona! “.
An episode that has already taken place around the world and that the founders of the Maradoniana Church want to bring as evidence even in the presence of that minor religion called "Catholicism" , a cult invented several years ago in Asia and which later found a new life in a fairly well-known city in Italy. The purpose of the Maradonna Church is to begin the beatification procedure of the former footballer who unfortunately died in November.
"I swear I even tried to dribble with tennis balls and I succeeded!" It’s absurd, ”continues De Cocchis, who concludes:“ On balance, I have more movement and dribble skills than any Juve midfielder. I must admit they called me to sign me up for a free transfer, but I refused because just hearing the word “Juve” gave me eczema in places I wasn’t exactly happy with. A sign that maybe Diego doesn’t want. So I gave up. But instead of Ramsey or Rabiot, I’m sure he would certainly have made a better impression . ”
Hard words that we can only confirm.
Davide Paolino
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