In the Bibles printed in Naples, St. Paul changes his name to Maradona
NAPLES – The initiative of a group of Neapolitan faithful causes much discussion: in the editions of the Bible printed in Naples, the apostle St. Paul will be replaced by Diego Armando Maradona .
The idea comes from a Spanish Quartermaster , Don Stefano Pisaniello, a devoted fan of the Pibe d'Or : “The San Paolo stadium has been renamed the Diego Armando Maradona stadium, it's time to finish the job. The acts of Saint Paul have been narrated for more than two thousand years, but let's face it: we love and respect him, but he didn't win a championship! Iamm bell! “. Don Pisaniello also created a psalm, which the faithful are invited to sing during the mass: “ Maradona is better ” and San Paolo !!! “
The priest, at the head of a team of ultras theologians, therefore writes the new parts of the Bible that narrate the acts of the great number 10. His first appearance is in the Acts of the Apostles (Acts 4: 3 -3), while asking the evangelists: “Luke is surely Luca Toni, world champion and gold shoe; John must be John Trapattoni, the great Trap; Marco can only be Marco Van Basten, king of the Champions Cup; but who is Matthew? Couldn’t it be Lothar Matthäus? That bastard beat me in the world cup final! “
In Revelation (Rev 3: 3-2), on the other hand, the football tournament of the prophets is narrated, in which the 12 apostles had signed, who were forced to play unchanged because of Peter's defense, predicted by Maradona himself: "I tell you the truth, before the referee blew the whistle three times, you denied me . "
As with St. Paul, Maradona’s most important contribution to the Bible is his epistolary, with brilliant examples of apostolic preaching such as Maradona’s letters to the Romanists, Maradona’s letters to the Lazio region (for a plan game), Maradona’s letters to FIFA and Maradona’s letters to the English.
The latter create a diplomatic incident, with Prime Minister Boris Johnson threatening that, if the most offensive parts are not undone, he will threaten extreme gestures such as combing his hair. The most controversial passage is in the third letter to the English after the 1986 World Cup (English: 4: 4-2): "Cojones!" Children of the big whore! This is the hand of God! “
Johnson would also turn to Pope Francis to block the spread of letters to the English. Bergoglio, however, does not seem to have vetoed the publication: "Who am I to judge that he loves Maradona?" And then he commented: "And then those two baby foods in the World Cup districts in Mexico you all deserved!"
Andrea Michielotto
NOTE FOR BIBLIERS: As far as we know, St. Paul was not present at the Last Supper but if one believes in the opening Red Sea and talking shrubs
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