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Justice reform, Draghi: “Starting next year, it will be enough to apologize”

Fucilazioneallaschie (NA) – Another major step forward for the government of Mario Draghi towards the modernization of Italy also in relation to the old issue of justice reform. The maneuver is almost ready, presented at Palazzo Chigi in a press conference by the most beautiful economist in the universe and by the Minister of Justice Marta Cartabia, which from next year will be translated into an implementation decree that will revolutionize the legal system of our country. Provisions aimed at definitively shortening bureaucratic procedures have also been announced on the social networks of the Minister of Justice Cartabia under the hashtag #unannodigiustizia.

Let’s see in detail what awaits us on the judicial front starting in January 2022.

● All proceedings concerning the sphere of civil justice will be resolved – in the presence of both parties – just by saying the word “Sorry” and leaving. However, if the wounded man wants revenge, before the end of the trial, he can finally kneel five minutes on the glass marbles and give him a loud “Dickhead” in public.
A change, this one, which of course Matteo Salvini doesn’t like, which has always been allergic to excuses in any form.

● Judicial practices in the field of criminal law and criminal proceedings.

For crimes with imprisonment from 1 to 5 years, the suspension of imprisonment remains in force in line with the ‘Empty Jails’ law. The great news is that the financial penalty will also disappear, in its place – for those who, for example, threaten or attack without serious injuries – a symbolic arrest procedure will be staged with plush handcuffs, followed by ten kicks in ass with pointed shoes for every year of conviction.

Important changes also for crimes with penalties exceeding 5 years: to further facilitate the emptying of penitentiaries, the so-called 'Norma dimezzagaleotti' will come into force: automatic reduction of half the sentence and imprisonment for the remaining years in a double cell with Andrea Scanzi .

Draghi and Cartabia then announced to the press another forthcoming provision that would further simplify the legal system: divorce by mutual agreement and separation of assets through dirty looks.

Andrea Canavesi

The article Justice Reform, Draghi: " Starting next year, it's enough to apologize" comes from Lerciu .


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The article Justice reform, Draghi: "Starting next year will be enough to apologize" comes from Ultimi Notizie .


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