Medicine, link discovered between the landings in Lampedusa and the erection of Salvini
" This is a discovery that could revolutionize the pharmacological approach in the field of andrology ." Dr. Marco Pisellonio , head of the urology department of the San Penetrio hospital in Milan, did not mince his words to illustrate the results of a research carried out for almost 8 years together with his collaborators. The study unequivocally established the presence of a cause and effect relationship between the landings of migrants in southern Italy and in particular on the island of Lampedusa , and the erection of the head of the League Matteo Salvini .
As is often the case in the scientific field, the discovery stems from a fortuitous episode: in May 2014 Salvini (again since his election to the federal secretariat of the Northern League, Ed.) Was in the midst of his first election tour. , which had discussed high policy and projects for the future in the most important gastronomic events in Italy, as the festival of ice lichen Merano, the festival up in Gubbio is the festival of the tone in Pietracamela Gran Sasso. During a stop in Alano di Piave (BL), home of the famous sausages based on the quadruped meat of the same name, a supporter of the Northern League had asked the new leader what he thought of the landing of 38 immigrants illegal a few hours earlier in the port of Lampedusa. coming from North Africa. Salvini, who was not even aware of the news, began to moan and moan, trying in vain to hide a visible swelling in his pants.
Coincidentally, Dr. Pisellonio passed through the town of Belluno: "Attending this scene – he says – he lit a light bulb in his head. I wondered if there was a link between the unfortunate events of certain individuals fleeing hunger, misery and violence, and the most sudden and voluptuous erection I have ever seen in a human being ”.
Pisellonio therefore decided to study the phenomenon and gather as much information as possible, having filmed Salvini's speeches for years from his collaborators, and archiving every television appearance of the leader in which he spoke about problems related to immigration, for reached a total of 400 billion hours of audiovisual recordings. A tiring search cost enormous sacrifices, such as having to wait to hear a tide of meaningless bullshit to the point of exhaustion, which also left several victims in the field: three researchers ended up in psychiatric wards, two of them suicides.
The team also collected several testimonials from certain women who have frequented Salvini over time. The most emblematic is without a doubt that of Carmela Terronia , with whom the politician had an affair between 2014 and 2015: “ I am an extreme masochist, being close to that piece of shit has been the most painful experience of my life , that’s why I always remember it with pleasure. I remember that before having sex Salvini performed his own “warm-up” ritual, which had nothing to do with traditional preludes, nor with modern pharmaceutical remedies, such as Viagra or Cialis . The son looks simplement des smartphone clips from TG4 ou du program de Paulo Debbio "From your side", est les invasions fantômes d 'immigrants clandestins étaient décrites dans des tons apocalyptiques, afin d' obtenir une complète érection ».
The analysis of the videos seems to agree with this and other testimonies, and Pisellonio has no doubts: “ Every time we talk about illegal immigrants, Salvini becomes harsh, it is a fact that has now been established. But there are several things we don’t know yet, the next step will be to establish why this phenomenon occurs. The most plausible hypothesis, as absurd as it may seem, is that, despite proclamations against foreigners and in defense of borders, Salvini is exalted in the face of landings because they help his political career, and without them the percentages. of votes in the league would be by telephone prefix ”.
But what are the medical benefits that this discovery could bring? Even so, Pisellonius has no doubts: " There is a whole category of people who like the misfortunes of others, out of cynicism, stupidity, fear or political calculation." Often these are frustrated individuals with an unsatisfactory sex life. It would be interesting, for example, to follow the chemical processes that take place in the brains of Salvini voters, if they had only one. However, by exploiting this link, in the future it will be possible to solve not only male erectile dysfunction, but also sexual problems of a female nature. Thanks to the research done in parallel by our group, we have made another incredible discovery, perhaps even more important: there is also a cause and effect link between the landing of migrants in Lampedusa and the vaginal secretions of Giorgia. Melons ».
Gianni Zoccheddu
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