Mount Etna has found charred negators of lava
Catania – Five gathered last Wednesday near the southeastern crater of Mount Etna , exactly on the day and in the place where the volcano had returned to show itself with the sixth eruption in the space of eight days: a fountain of lava more than 500 feet high and an eruptive column of ash and lapilli that was collected for several miles in the atmosphere. Although the mayors of Etna had invited citizens to stay at home and not to drive to avoid dangers, the five lava deniers from different parts of Italy had gathered for what they believed should have been a quiet one. night excursions on Mount Etna, to show – again second to them – that “molten rock can be touched” and that “we are under the sanitary dictatorship of doctors specializing in burns” .
Yesterday morning, a Civil Protection volunteer in a reconnaissance on the volcano noticed five human shadows on the ground precisely in correspondence with a lava flow now almost solidified. Carabinieri forensic experts also intervened on the spot and, thanks to a magnifying glass, found the calcined remains of the five victims and collected them in a 0.15 gram bag of saffron.
According to testimonies, reconstructions made by investigators and shadow analysis, the dead deniers would be: a tall man with a beard of about 47 years very similar to Lazio regional councilor Davide Barilllari – apparently the spokesman of the group – the day before the tragedy he explained to the microphone of a local radio station that “volcanoes and lava do not exist, they are simply huge geysers that release hot water and steam particularly rich in sulfur in the air ” ; an old Friulian housewife who, being also a denier of means of transport, left Udine on foot in December 2019 not to miss the appointment; an unemployed young man from Taranto, who in the past had already tried to bathe in a high furnace Ilva; a lawyer from Naples, who lived with his family in a small villa built on Vesuvius to support his theories; Finally David Barilllari, a short of the regional advisor of the Lazio. Fortunately, a sixth person is absent, a Milanese knight who had given up at the last moment because in the meantime he had also become flat-earther and, according to his calculations, Calabria is exactly on the edge and the Earth ends in Catanzaro .
According to the forensic doctor it is impossible to recognize the charred grains; despite this, the mayor of Catania wanted to reassure the relatives of the five shadows by announcing that the sack of saffron will be buried in Liguria, in the cemetery of Camogli.
Andrea Canavesi
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