Norton launches vaccine: “Free injection, but after three months pays the immunity”
Mountain View (BARI) – The offer of anti-Covid vaccines is expanding today to a new product just put on the market. The famous US cybersecurity company NortonLifeLock has launched it . CEO Edward Norton explained at the press conference the choice to engage in a sector so different from what made the brand famous: “ The pharmaceutical industry in this historical period does not enjoy great trust among the population. . We therefore decided to make our experience available to reach those people who have doubts about the vaccines already in circulation. And if Pfizer can deal with 5G , we can deal with vaccines, right? “
The company will apply the same marketing model to the new vaccine it has already successfully adopted for its antivirus software. " The administration will be free, accessible to all – explains Edward Norton – and a single dose will be enough. But after the first three months of free trials, vaccinators will have to renew their subscriptions . ”
What if they don’t? To this question, the scientific director of the project, Professor T. Durden replied: “ Anyone who does not subscribe to the subscription will lose immunity from COVID-19 and begin to suffer from dandruff. The cassette is something we’ve added to the subscription prompt ”.
But what if someone forgets to renew their subscription? According to Durden, there is no need to worry: “We will send alerts every day that users – or rather, patients – see directly into their brain thanks to the microchip installed with the vaccine, starting from the day of administration. At the time of expiration, the warnings will become more and more alarming, an effect guaranteed thanks to the release of some hormones injected together with the vaccine. If after the expiration date patients have not adapted, in addition to the loss of immunity and dandruff, they will receive increasingly insistent flags, until they capitulate or struggle in a vain attempt to deactivate them . .
A trading strategy that focuses heavily on the intimidating effect of alerts, rather than word of mouth. And on the other hand, no one had ever heard of the Norton vaccine until today. Is it a coincidence, or a deliberate choice? Professor Durden's answer leaves no room for doubt: “ First rule of our vaccine; never talk about our vaccine ”.
Francesco Conte
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