Salvini claims both to be against it and invents the block on quantum redundancies
MILAN (Formerly Padania Libera) – No one would have ever suspected the youngest but the head of the Carroccio , Matteo Salvini , turned out to be a real scientist. What everyone has mistaken for a manifestation of extreme incongruity (known to doctors by the scientific name of Facies Sicut Asina , ed.), Has been revealed to be the fruit of elaborate quantum studies by the great leader and intellectual of the Northern League.
In fact, according to studies done by the distinguished professor. Salvini, the truth has two states, which are both true at the same time.
It is therefore possible to hold, without violating the Principle of Conservation of Dignity , two opposing positions at the same time.
Tip: be against the spread of the virus, but at the same time want to reopen everything; or be nationalists, but against the June 2 holiday. And finally, be both for and against the blockade of layoffs.
" In practice, everything is solved by writing" quantum "at the bottom of the double concept we want to support, " says Eng. Salvini, visibly proud of his discovery.
And then we move from Quantum Reopenings, from Quantum nationalism, to the prevention of Layoffs, needless, Quantum. And all this is part of the great Theory of the Fighting Party and the Quantum Government .
" Clearly this theory, in order to work properly, needs two fundamental premises: to have a face like the donkey and a good part of the coprophagous voters ", confides the future IgNobel prize winner, Matteo Salvini.
But from this point of view the senator can be considered lucky, since, in his case, both venues are fully respected.
At this point we expect him to be given at least an honorary degree in Physics , so that he can finally boast a diploma equal to that of his friend’s daughter .
Federico Graziani
Article Salvini speaks both in favor and against it invents operating of layoffs quantichi is Lerciu .
This is an automatic translation from the Italian language of a post published in Lercio at the URL https://www.lercio.it/salvini-si-dichiara-sia-a-favore-che-contro-e-inventa-il -blocco-dei-licenziamenti-quantistico / u Fri, 04 Jun 2021 09:23:54 +0000.
The Salvini article claims both to be against it and invents the block on quantum layoffs coming from Ultimi Notizie .
This is a machine translation from Corsican language of a post published on Ultimi Nutizie at the URL https://ultiminutizie.vogon.today/salvini-si-dichjara-sia-per-sia-contru-e-inventa-u-bloccu-di-i-licenziamenti-quantichi/ on Sat, 05 Jun 2021 15:49:00 +0000.