Technology. Create the first female robot you don’t want to do, like your wife
Silicon Valley (a few kilometers outside Frosinone) – A press conference was held today by a very famous pool of scientists, among the smartest in the world, even among the most visionary and even among the most inclined to use of hallucinogenic mushrooms for breakfast. Over the last few years, the group has had some of the greatest technological successes the whole world has ever known since man invented the horse. One of the most famous examples is the corkscrew that repeats itself (useful for opening several beers at the same time when there is the Champions League final in which Juve do not play), the retractable condom (puts it on and disappears and not ') I do not know what end it does, but you are just as protected… perhaps) and the swivel chair in perpetual motion, used immediately by all the dictatorships of the world in their best rooms of torture.
The group of scientists came together to present, to the few journalists present for the Anticovide provisions but also because in the end they did not give shit to anyone, not even Focus, the new discovery that will make all technology lovers scream with sensation, especially those who have a particular interest in robotics: the first robot woman 100% similar to a real original wife: " Yes, but it's not sexism, " explains immediately Jim Musk , Elon's loser and unrecognized twin , ” With this invention we take a further step towards a automaton completely similar to us, who thinks like us, who is also able to understand when it’s time to do something and when it’s time not to put the 1 mark on the Inter-Juventus, especially with Vidal (who is then able to score as well). An automaton that thinks like a human being and behaves like a human being and that defying the three laws of robotics, which a writer invented then, not a scientist, can decide with a simple “No” to ruin the day for one person. Here it is in front of you: the first female robot who could do everything, absolutely everything, even love, but who invents the worst excuses for not doing it, like your wife ”.
A murmur of negativity permeated the entire room, the dense chatter of journalists soon turning into a widespread chatter. The journalists present did not look kindly on the invention of Musk and his team: “ Wait! I understand your pain and feel raising cries of disapproval Michela Murgia. But I remind you that it’s not sexism, even if I understand that continuing to repeat it can make you think differently. That, excuse the term, “creation” is one more step toward perfection that will allow us in the future to have automata in every city, which will help us do what we ask them to do but only if they want to, a first step towards a civilization that will recognize not only ‘frat fidat’ robots, but beings who have equal rights and dignity as all of us ! ”- Musk explains to an audience still in difficulty -“ And then, for all Italian drummers, a robot wife, even if she doesn’t want to do it, is always better than a real wife. And do you know why? Because no one even invented a mother-in-law robot! “
At the punchline all the reporters left a liberating laugh, Musk was brought in triumph by the crowd, someone even tried to please the robot woman by receiving a “No” for an answer and finding that he is really very similar to his wives. . Detail that prompted many of those present to call home in the heart of nostalgia.
“A triumph of low-quality technology, robotics and humor,” Musk said as he was placed by the adoring crowd on a pile of liquid cement to erect a statue in his honor.
Davide Paolino
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