Technology. Patented Neapolitan pizza with space for smartphone
NAPLES – A new pizza becomes part of the menu of the historic Neapolitan pizzeria " Servillo ". The pizza chef Toni Servillo , the only namesake of the famous film actor Paolo Sorrentino , pays his personal homage to the unsociable with the technological pizza ' Cellulariella '.
"When ordering a Cellulariella, you will be served a pizza with a special layout: an empty space in the center, where you can place your smartphone so you can eat everything around it, without ever taking your eyes off the screen, " explains the pizza. chef, chi aghjusta : “The Cellulariella is a pleasure for the mouth and a real pleasure for the eyes, since in our restaurant we also offer 5G and while you play you put pure verè, che so, 'na partit' ro 'Lillestrøm , a Bergman film or a masterpiece of the great Paolo Sorrentino ” .
Made with strictly organic ingredients – the space in the center is obtained by cutting the dough into wedges of fennel – the Cellulariella can be ordered in various sizes and shapes, depending on the customer’s mobile phone model.
“The idea came to me because I noticed that people at the tables talk to each other often, which increases feelings like empathy and true friendships, which are very negative. You know, I’m the only dark and decadent Neapolitan pizza chef, I also have a pizza called Weltschmerz , like cosmic pain – explains Servillo, suddenly assuming the appearance of Titta Di Girolamo – I wanted to offer a product that immediately reminded me of feel good in pizzeria eating with your head immersed in your smartphone without anyone being able to ‘sneak’ in or fuck you trying to talk to you. We tried different variations, but the Margherita di Napoli fjord and the Fuscella ricotta from the Norwegian fjords seem to be the best so far ” .
Obviously, however, no one can think that Servillo, despite being an antisocial purist, did not take into account the economic opportunity of the operation: “The first rule of trade – he says, injecting himself with a dose of heroin Wednesday morning at 10 hours – is that if you want a product to work in today’s society, you have to make sure that it is absolutely useless. Like a refrigerator in Siberia, a radiator in Uganda or a request for payment of the IMU from the Vatican. And then there’s also the issue of planned obsolescence: while eating your pizza co ’or bbuc mmiez, your phone may become obsolete, especially if it’s an iPhone , which will force you to buy another one on the fly, and therefore also a pizza with a different concept, obviously both will be only seemingly different from the previous ones but you will pay a lot more for them. I know, I am a bearer of the Neapolitan tradition – not the tradition of pizza, the tradition of fraud , ”concludes Servillo.
Stefano Pisani and Fabio Corigliano
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