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Terror in a classical high school: one tries to enter and teach differential equations

UMANIS (TA) – Moments of fear in a school in the municipality of Umanis , in the province of Taranto , where a man entered the high school " Giulia de Lellis " to try to teach differential equations in a fourth year of high school.

The investigation aims to identify the mysterious young man, bearded and with glasses, who fled at the sound of sirens while filling the blackboard with formulas and who, if he had not been stopped in time, could have arrived at partial derivatives.

This is a second episode that grabs the public’s attention and leaves us thinking. A few days ago, in the nearby city of Classicis , also in the Taranto area, a 57-year-old former professor entered an art high school to try to introduce the double integral and the reduction theorem, flashing the third B in a panic.in the ball drawing lesson.

"The man – explains the mayor of Umanis Crocedetto Bene – first tried to enter the school saying he would give a lesson on the table 1 time, and talking to the curator of equilateral triangles to reassure him. But our very valid ATA at one point became suspicious ” . "They become like you just as written, because in a certain point has a close reference to the formula of Heron, who clearly does not, then I have been eligible and listens to his lection".

The man, in fact, as he feared, began to speak of derivatives, linear and nonlinear differential equations, homogeneous differential equations , until the porter entered the classroom shouting and threatening to call the teachers of Letters and Latin.

At this point, the suspected mathematician pulled the chair against him and ran away summing up logarithmic tables at base 14. “It could have been a massacre – Bene continues – some males in the front row had already begun to learn the concept of resolution. with method of separation of variables ” .

Some leaves have been found on the ground: fallen notes from the man’s pockets revealing his complete plan, that is, to arrive at elliptic partial differential equations , with and without the Fourier boundary. Police are now investigating the incident, which has obviously raised anxiety and concern among parents and students of the complex. It is not clear who the man was and especially how he knew those issues.

Stefano Pisani

The article Terror in a classical high school: man tries to enter and teach the differential equations comes from Lerciu .


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