The ultra-vax conspirators and the misunderstood talent of Mr. Djokovic

Nole Djokovic made the slam. Without winning (yet) all the most prestigious tournaments in the world. Simply, by sending to the mad a category that should have been politely accompanied by the mad for a long time: that of the ultra-vax. That is, the gentlemen of the Vaccinal Word who, coincidentally, almost always have another characteristic: the phobia for conspiracy theorists and, it goes without saying, for conspiracies. For this singular species of "homo sapiens" (with all due respect for the adjective), conspiracies do not exist. If they could, they would also like to believe that Christ died of the cold, Caesar from sudden hives and Kennedy from a headache.

Since they can't go that far, they are content for now to swear that Covid has brought the pangolin. Just as they had drunk at the time, Colin Powell's vials of anthrax justifying a "just" war: so just as to have caused "just" a few hundred thousand deaths, as a side effect. In any case, to stay in the world of tennis, it is important to point out that lorsignori are satisfied, always and in any case with the "official" explanation. Consequently, they can't stand the famous "conspiracy theorists": those sordid functional illiterates who sow doubt, look behind the scenes, probe under the carpets. That's why the famous Serbian tennis player freaks them out.

Nole Djokovic, declared no vax, will participate in the Melburne tournament under a medical exemption. This is the official explanation. Among other things, unassailable on a formal level. There is an exemption, it was issued by an Australian state very zealous in this kind of checks, it is perfectly compatible with the previous positions of Nole: he never wanted to get the vaccine also for fears related to the effects, on the own health, of an experimental drug. Evidently, Nole was right. Where is the problem? That the ultra-vax – sworn enemies of any conspiracy – suddenly discover themselves, despite themselves, conspirators.

There is something underneath all this: for sure, Nole is not telling the truth. He boasts an exemption to which he would not be entitled. But how do they say it, the dear ultra-vaxes? Simple: they suspect a conspiracy. Them, the a priori deniers of any conspiracy. And, thus, words such as "scandal", "shame", "privilege" are wasted in the magazines. But to do that, the ultra-vaxes have to give in to the conspiracy theorist in them. Fantastic. They believed – and they tried to make us believe in every way – any shit: that the vaccine made people immune, that the vaccinated did not infect, that herd immunity would be achieved, that the green pass was a health measure. And they called those who told the truth a conspiracy theorist at least six months in advance.

Now, to attack the champion, they turn into perfect conspiracy theorists. However, they are calm and think positive (if anything, an extra pad, just to be safe). If Nole wins the Australian Open, they can always denounce it as a no vax conspiracy. After all, after all the slurps to the excessive power of the health dictatorship, a Djokovic slam can also be granted.

Francesco Carraro

www.francescocarraro.com

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