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Crisis of the government, the senator no longer remembers whether he leaves the Forza Italia or enters it

Palazzo Madama – «Please allow me to introduce myself. I am a rich and refined man.
It’s been many, many years. I have maneuvered the votes and trust of several council presidents.
I was present when Cavour had his moment of doubt and suffering.
I wanted to be completely sure that Depretis would wash his hands and seal his destiny. ”

These are the first reassuring statements made by Senator Piergiro Trottorella , following his umpteenth decision to support the non-support of the Conte Ter government. In the last few hours, it appears Mr Trottorella has been diagnosed with an acute labyrinth attack due to an excessive mantle change made during his ten-year career change , to the point of not knowing if he left the group. Force Italy, or you’ll make the comeback.

The senator, however, had no doubt about the goodness of his choice, although he did not even understand what the fuck it was: “ I don’t know what happened: one moment I criticized the government, the next I left my group to support the government and the next one I said Conte didn’t need me and that so I would come back from where I came from, so my head started to turn ”.

Trottorella has an old knowledge of Italian politics and all the crises of the government where a pawn is needed to form a majority party. His professional politics could cumpete in complexity with the 'love of Brooke Beautiful: PCI, PSI, MDP, PDUP, PSIUP PLI, PRI, PSDI, FI, MSI, DC, CCD, UDEUR, WE live (despite the Senator both Puglia), UDC, PDL, PD, AN, FdI, IDV, SVP, PSd'Az, MpA, CoR, New PSI and NCD, ALA, MAIE, IV and also FI (and we challenge you to read this sequence without thinking about Rino Gaetano ).
Asked why he has not yet joined the People’s Family , the senator replied dryly: “ Never, even I have dignity ”.

The reasons for the senator’s sudden surprise are also unclear, a triple jump that was made in about 6 hours, a record also for him, considered by many as Jonathan Edwards of politics, despite the battles of civilization. which he has always carried on. How can we forget, in fact, his support for the former Cirielli law , his support for the amendment called “ Save Previti ” that cut the prescription, or his participation in 2011 in the proposed law to shorten the prescription period for over 65, who would have preferred Berlusconi in the Ruby trial ? In short, all the problems that could concern any citizen of our country, as long as he was the owner of three televisions, some publishing house and a football team: “ I had to assure Conte that I was ready to I support his attempt to form a new government, when I see a dazzling light and I hear a voice saying Piergiro, Piergiro, why are you persecuting me? Even though maybe it wasn’t a light, it was more like a phone ringing, and the voice said to me in a Lombard accent Hey, idiot, what are you doing, betraying me? Jeez!

After examining him, the doctor prescribed Mr. Trottorella three days of convalescence in the Mixed Group and above all advised him to buy a horse that might become too much loved.
However, the senator did not seem at all demoralized by the small discomfort that struck him and said he intends to enrich his bulletin board with vortex transformations for several years, citing some that interest him in particular, and that he cannot help but sympathize with the rapid change : “I was walking around the Brufani hotel when I saw that it was time to change.
Helping the Duke and his hierarchs, Matteotti shouted in vain .
I drove a transatlantic liner, I had the rank of captain,
when the Historical Compromise is broken and the Dorothys are in a rage.
I screamed loud Who bought De Gregorio? When he did, I knew it too .
Nice to meet you, I hope you will remember my name,
but what intrigues you is the nature of my game ”.

Augusto Rasori

Article Crisis of the government, the senator no longer remembers whether he left Forza Italia or entered it comes from Lercio .


This is an automatic translation from the Italian language of a post published in Lercio at the URL https://www.lercio.it/crisi-di-governo-senatore-non-ricorda-piu-se-sta-lasciando-forza -italia-o-ci-sta-entrando / u Fri, 29 Jan 2021 10:03:28 +0000.

The article Crisis of the government, the senator no longer remembers if he leaves Forza Italia or enters it comes from Ultimi Notizie .


This is a machine translation from Corsican language of a post published on Ultimi Nutizie at the URL https://ultiminutizie.vogon.today/criza-di-u-guvernu-u-senatore-un-si-arricorda-piu-sellu-lascia-a-forza-italia-o-si-ne-entre/ on Mon, 01 Feb 2021 08:16:37 +0000.