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Renzi: “I left the government for a challenge in TikTok”

Pontassie (VE) – “All my challenges (on TikTok)” is the new confession book by Matteo Renzi just out of print (Editrice Viva, 2021) and already found around 10pm ( “I say no to a Italy in curfew! ” The volume supposedly protested against a patient book that placed him in the section“ Matteo Renzi’s books of confession ”).

How we got here – Going beyond the voluminous autobiography, we would have to jump straight to the last few pages, to discover the reasons for the former Prime Minister’s (seemingly) incomprehensible political choices that, in recent weeks, have led to the Crisis of the Conte 2 government, but also to know what will be the next challenge that Pontassieve’s evergreen promise will be called to face. But only a complete reading is able to reveal the real reasons for a political career enriched by sharp turns, improbable anglicisms and Marie Elene Boschi. In short, only by reading the book from the beginning can we understand how we got here.

Email scam – In 2010, the young Matteo Renzi received an email, apparently from Enel, for a refund of 80 euros . The mayor of Florence, without reflecting twice, enters his credentials in the appropriate form. But after a while, a new message warned him: " We now have access to your Twitter account." If you want the return safe and sound, you have to do something for us . “Initially I was comfortable with little more than a bad thing – he says in the first chapter – so, on my Facebook and now Twitter this status appeared,” Matteo Renzi wants to link Ligabue to the Florentines è “and I realized they were serious

The first challenge: "Discard them all!"“I never knew he was hiding behind these messages. But the challenge he gave me didn’t matter to me. Just two words ‘Scrap them all’ ” And so begins the political adventure of the promising Matteo.

Mohammad bin Salman Al Sa'ud is like Caravaggio“I was not the only one to receive these messages. The mysterious sender had chosen the most promising rampant politicians and encouraged them to dare. I won the challenge, everyone knows it, but I didn’t finish it before. For a few months I was mocked by this crown prince, then a stranger to me. Taking power first of all challengers was called Master. He has since launched challenges and for a few years now has been doing so with TikTok . But it is not the monster that many believe and I truly believe it is the symbol of the new Saudi Renaissance. Mohammad bin Salman is like Caravaggio: he could have killed anyone, but that’s not why he will go down in history .

An ongoing challenge – "Thus began a vortex of increasingly exciting challenges." 'Speak for two years with your tongue between your teeth' 'Abolish Article 18' 'Put the word' Shish 'in public speech', I admit. I failed to overcome all the challenges. “Win a referendum with an absurd question” I didn’t succeed. Here I was beaten by a real bomber, like Cameron. Hats. When he won his Brexit referendum, my first reaction was one of sincere fear ” .

The toughest challenge: “Leaving politics”“The toughest challenge was“ leaving politics ”. Here Mohammad gave me a good trick. It was difficult to leave public affairs and retire to private life. Even today, after more than four years away from politics, I feel great disappointment for all Italians who cannot enjoy my leadership. ”

The funniest challenge: “The Conte-2 Government”“That joke of Mohammad! "It promotes the formation of a government with political forces that you always oppose and immediately after you find a small party that puts a wheel in the wheel ." Challenge accepted ".

"Get rid of the government at the end of January !" – And we have come to these weeks. The challenge launched by the Saudi prince has been accepted by many competitors, to the point that it could have destabilized half the world. "It simply came to our notice then. From false appeals to the Vikings on Capitol Hill. I'm sorry, Donald, you're fired . But think of poor Mark Rutte. To win, he overthrew his government! At the final photo, the last available day, the challenge was also overcome by Min Aung Hlaing with the coup with which he deposed Aung San Suu Kyi. My solution was – let's face it – more elegant.

The last challenge: “Put the government that you have brought to its feet” – When the crisis was almost over, Renzi flew to Saudi Arabia to receive compliments from the Master and new instructions “” Now try to train a new government with Conte 'makes me the Prince. I think he was making fun of me, the joker. But no. We'll see how it goes "

Francesco Conte

The article Renzi: "I overthrew the government for a challenge in TikTok" comes from Lercio .


This is an automatic translation from the Italian language of a post published in Lercio at the URL https://www.lercio.it/renzi-ho-fatto-cadere-il-governo-per-una-challenge-su-tiktok / u Tue, 02 Feb 2021 10:38:11 +0000.

Renzi 's article : "I left the government for a challenge in TikTok" comes from Ultimi Notizie .


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