“I don’t trust you if I don’t know what’s inside”: AstraZeneca sends the recipe home to make herself
VOGHERA (PV) – The question regarding the alleged harmfulness of the AstraZeneca vaccine has finally come to a solution (a very subtle pun). The product of the Anglo-Swedish pharmaceutical company has been wreaking havoc around the world for days creating such a state of confusion that General Son was already thinking of resuming service in Kosovo . “ However, it is a calmer situation than Lombardy, ” said the Extraordinary Commissioner for the Implementation and Coordination of Sanitary Measures to Contain and Combat the Epidemiological Emergency COVID-19 (whose acronym is CSPLAEICDMSDCECDEEC-19, one of the rare assignments that become longer to be shortened).
Alberta Arbasina , a tender housewife from Voghera, managed to get no less than the recipe for the infamous preparation to personally check the goodness of the liquid to be inoculated: “I don’t trust things that aren’t what they contain, ch whether Nutella or Viagra taking that shit out of my husband’s spine! "Maybe the housewife isn't so tender."
The woman allegedly took advantage of the fact that one of her children, who is making a fortune as a gentleman in London, shares a room with the cousin of Boris Johnson's hairdresser, through whom she persuaded the British Chancellor to contact AstraZeneca to have sent the recipe.his vaccine so discussed. Instead, Alberta promised him a pack of smooth feathers , which British gourmets, well known, are crazy about.
Here is the list of ingredients needed for preparation:
• The invitation
• L-histidine hydrochloride monohydrate
• Dehydrated magnesium chloride
• Polysorbate 80 (E 433)
• Ethanol
• Saccharose
• Sodium chloride
• Disodium edetate (dehydrated)
• Water for injections
• Oil to taste
Alberta immediately appreciated the fact that the vaccine does not contain preservatives and especially that it does not require it, unlike Pfizer, to use its freezer which it generally uses just to keep peppers: ” I continued the recipe and after tasting the confession that I also prefer it to Modern , which is always salty. It will be for what they give to the old men ”.
The woman at the house then proceeded to inoculate the entire family, neighbors and Scanzi who passed by . An advanced dose was given to the cat , who soon after began to lick his balls voluptuously, with great enthusiasm from Mrs. Alberta's newly vaccinated grandchildren, enthusiasm immediately subdued by the woman who explained to the euphoric males that , unfortunately for them, that it wasn’t a side effect of the vaccine but that the lucky feline was able to do it even earlier.
Scanzi retorted that he, on the other hand, always knew.
Augusto Rasori
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