Invent lenses that don’t fog with the mask and become richer than Elon Musk
Umetto (LT). Just skinny figures like Mr. Magoo, goodbye to those embarrassing moments when, after the first breath with the mask, we look like Professor Farnsworth of Futurama, there is no more confusion when you leave school with the risk of escape the crime of kidnapping a minor because you brought home another’s child. Now this nightmare is over thanks to the Italian genius of the Latin Lenny Umidi , a street driven in black who never stops dreaming, believing, believing that he was dreaming.
The bridge inventor gave us a brief interview with Zoom during which he told us how the idea was born, defined as the second discovery of the century after the Covid vaccine and which led him to the first place. in the ranking among the world ‘scroungers’ passing entrepreneurs of the caliber of Bezos and Musk .
Mr. Humidi, it's an honor to have him, it's a shame I can't see him, but for a while (laughs). How is your business?
Like the chrome on the Mercedes of that asshole of my former employer.
Can you tell us more about these revolutionary lenses, how did you get the fateful flash of genius?
I had to step back and see only the silhouette of that infamous asshole of my former employer. So I turned on the defroster, but after five minutes I still didn’t see any shit. Only then did I realize that I hadn’t actually removed the mask and at that precise moment I had the lighting, I created prescription lenses with the same operation and the same material as the heated rear window.
But technically how does it work?
Thanks to a very delicate sensor, which constantly detects the temperature range, the conductive traces are activated and heat the lens, preventing it from fogging up.
But don’t conductive tracks, like the rear window, prevent vision?
This is exactly the beauty, the lenses do not fog, but thanks to this special material, the RGD20 ( Defroster Glass Rear ), patented by our company, you will continue to look like shit as if your glasses had passed in a moment from the North Cape to Lampedusa.
We know that anti-smoking is not the only feature of these amazing lenses, is it?
Of course, thanks to the thermal transmission by contact, the lens warms the frame, which means nose and ears are always warm.
This is all extraordinary, but do they have a flaw?
Yes, only one, when in the evening you put them on the bedside table of your room and have a relationship with your partner, they tend to condense.
One last question, are you preparing for the future? Any anticipation?
We are developing another incredible material: a vehicle anti-dent frame made entirely of synthetic rubber. It’s called FCDC (Fail All Bodybuilders) and we’re sure it’s going to revolutionize the automotive industry and the lives of bodybuilders.
Vittorio Lattanzi
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