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The repatriation of Mario Draghi’s schoolmates was organized at the Olympic Stadium

Rome (Casaleggio SpA) – Everyone was there, from Luca Cordero di Montezemolo to Giancarlo Magalli, from Pupazzo Gnappo to Emanuele Filiberto, from Patrick of “Big Brother 4” to Nuclear Tactical Penguins , from Calogero Stivezio ( Ingroia's only voter when has the election) to Gerardo Zozzone Er, a Contemporary letters illustrious city Capitolina impegnatu very often in activities not suited to the task of a writer. In short, everyone was there, this morning at the Olympic Stadium, all of Mario Draghi’s schoolmates who wanted to meet just before the formation of the government chaired by his old friend (although many swear they still stay in contact with the former President of the ECB).

" Mario?"Ask Charles Von Carforen , Draghi’s colleague at the ECB and his schoolmate during a summer course in Austria,” I passed on all his math homework: an absurd break with the accounts. I don’t know how they managed to do what happened. It's like this: I won't even let them handle the fantastic football auction. Which he did once, in Frankfurt, and which he later made the UK leave Europe. Damn it! I wouldn’t have said that! Anyway, yeah, now it’s over to be able to blur it out: it was knocked down at Farage during the opening auction of the FantaEuropean and from there everything went to pieces ”.

Among Mario Draghi's many schoolmates, who gathered at the Olympic Stadium in Rome for the largest meeting in coronavirus times (excluding that of the Smurfs in France), there are also the most unsuspecting ones who by pure luck they found it at home. some class photos next to Mario Draghi. One of these is Joseph Ratzinger , a former German who did not want to reveal his previous work because, according to him, “it is very important ”, but who is anxious to let us know that Draghi was “ the best in his class, a saint, a pious man dedicated to the cause ”. Other testimonies come from Carletto Bonomi , namesake of the president of Confindustria, who has only words of honey for Draghi: “ If I could, I would throw a worker into the fire for Mario. He’s very brave, very smart, he knows full well that the only way out of this crisis is to give money to rich entrepreneurs (those poor ‘these guys, if they’re poor it’s his fault) . Perhaps, given that there is, it will also eliminate two or three taxes for entrepreneurs and allow them to restore service. It wouldn’t be bad. We will certainly see a new rebirth, as is happening in Saudi Arabia ”.

Speaking of Saudi Arabia, there is another colleague of Mario Draghi, from Tuscany, whose name is Mattia Renzi and who is very similar to the current leader of Italia Viva, who exalts him like this: “ Mario is the the better, the better, the better. Nothing and no one is better than Mario at this time for the country. What was there before was a fucking fanatic, mounted, ugly, who had more like me on all social networks, ‘I’m stupid. But now he’s going to disappear, like my party from now on, and he certainly won’t recycle himself by lecturing abroad like me, he doesn’t have my level of English. But we are here to thank Mario and praise him. And for that I say alive Dragons, and remember, Mario, who put you here ”.

And speaking of Italia Viva, the association "Mario Draghi's schoolmates" has already been formed, which announced a decline in politics: " We are much more than the voters of Italia Viva than the number, I remind you, is equal to the number of neurons of Matthew Salvini. We can do it. For Mario. For Italy ”.

Davide Paolino

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