ITA Airways reassures: “In case of inconveniences ready to change the name”
CARROZZO (NE) – It could be the flashmob recently organized in Piazza del Campidoglio in Rome by sixty hostesses of the now defunct Alitalia to straighten the antenna and raise the guard to Alfredo Altavilla, the president of the new state airline ITA Airways.
The flight attendants, who actually protested against “the working conditions of colleagues following the acquisition of Alitalia by ITA Airways” , quietly put on their uniforms and remained in their briefs, receiving vigorous applause from passers-by shouting: “assai problema! Why are you sticking to the fucking skirt ??! ” , And will attract the attention of two lovers of the genre “ Air Hostess ” and Alessandro Barbero.
The fact is that the flashmob prompted Altavilla to issue a series of statements at the press conference to try to reassure both Alitalia’s former staff and potential future customers of the new Italian national airline. "I'm very sorry that some of our flight attendants don't like the ITA Airlines name," Altavilla began. "But it's certainly not our fault if Italflot's potential allies consider the Alitalia brand a ballast. Alitair name is this. It was an almost obligatory step, a discontinuity with the past was necessary. But you can be assured: we at Alithansa are available now to change the company name, at any time. As you can see, dear future wealthy ItaLM travelers, it’s a very easy thing to do . ”
The number one of ItaLM gave an anticipation regarding the delicate and long problem of missing luggage: “As executive chairman of ITA Pacific Airways, I find it foolish to deceive our customers by creating false illusions in them: we will have our own. the office of losers and luggage, which in fact will not be called Lost & Found, but Lost & Lost ” .
In addition, the head of ITA Pacific Airways also assured about the current lack of permission to land in the fog: “We at RyanITA have started the procedure and the file is already in the hands of ENAC which will conclude the process as soon as possible. . Meanwhile, the planes that encounter the fog at the landing stay on high until it clears or runs out of gas – and in this case the problem will be solved, because we have quietly obtained the license to crash towards the airport. of destination ”.
Altavilla then gave journalists a gem linked to the colors of the new livery, which is characterized by a blue fuselage, white wings, tricolor on the tail and a logo reminiscent of Alitalia: “The blue of the British fleet Alitalia has a unique. peculiarity and unrepeatable: the painting was obtained by tightening the shirts of the national team players immediately after each match played at the 2021 European Championships ” .
The new president of the British Alitalia ended his speech in the style of football: “Fuck the low-cost airlines and their privileges. Come ITA Emirates! “ .
Andrea Canavesi
The ITA Airways article states: "In the event of a service that is ready to change its name," Lercio said .
This is an automatic translation from the Italian language of a post published in Lercio at the URL https://www.lercio.it/ita-airways-rassicura-in-caso-di-disservizi-pronti-a-cambiare-di -nuovo-nome / u Wed, 27 Oct 2021 08:41:55 +0000.
The ITA Airways article states: “In case of inconveniences ready to change the name” comes from Ultimi Notizie .
This is a machine translation from Corsican language of a post published on Ultimi Nutizie at the URL https://ultiminutizie.vogon.today/ita-airways-rassicura-in-casu-di-disservizi-pronti-a-cambia-u-nome/ on Sat, 30 Oct 2021 04:45:00 +0000.