Juve: Get rid of Pirlo. In its place dry it with a sponge
Pirlolandia, Continassa – The rumors ran for days, and in the end it happened what everyone feared (or hoped, in the case of Juventus fans): the exemption of Andrea Pirlo . But relief does not come in the classical way; it was more an acknowledgment from the management that the coach was no longer followed by the players.
In fact, it seems that players, during a training session, stop following the instructions of the coach, who insisted on playing from below and on the philosophical concept of “helping an opponent better than sweeping our area. ”, And they began to interpret incredibly the rinsing of the sponge in the bucket, which the police lady used to remove Gianluigi Buffon’s curses from the walls. So, as if in a trance of a collective hallucination, while Pirlo indicated to pass the ball to the goal pressed by three opponents, the players interpreted the jokes as: “SPAZZALAAAAAAA, MAREMMA IMPESTATA! IF YOU WANT TO MAKE THESE CHAPELS IN THE YOUTH, NEXT YEAR, GIVE ME THE TRAINING TO FILL THE EUROPEAN LEAGUE, MAREMMA PIGA! “.
At that point Chiellini , after sweeping with all the force he had in his body, ran crying towards the lady of the police and, after dealing with his feet together (crusade in front of right, 6 months stop, editor's note), he picked up the bucket from the ground and hugged it: "Mr. Allegri!" And she! I recognized her! Please don't leave us any more! They have been torturing us with the good game for two years and now we are almost fighting not to retire! “.
Soon after, the other players gathered around the bucket to listen to a tactical lesson in the form of a rinse. All except Cristiano Ronaldo , who took the opportunity to beat a series of free throws with an empty net, always taking the barrier every time.
After taking note of the situation, Andrea Agnelli could only communicate Pirlo's exemption and the curious pro-tempore replacement with a bucket and sponge, commenting: "It's certainly not the biggest shit I'm doing this season!" ”
The reactions from the football world have not been long in coming.
A random fan of Juventus: “Oh! We finally have a coach! “
Another fan: "But now we also need a midfield manager." We could try it with a rag! It won’t be bad for Bentancur to get involved ! “
Pro Pirlo supporter: "But what if we kept it at least to launch free kicks?"
Ceferin : "Ahahahahah!"
And at the end came the statements of Pirlo himself, who for the first time in months seemed perfectly lucid: “Sorry, can you tell me that this wasn’t the under 23 ?! That’s why there was Buffon on the bench and that guy with 7 fans like Cristiano Ronaldo! It was really Cristiano Ronaldo! " And he concluded: 'But who was stupid enough to trust Juventus to leave, knowing that he had never coached a team ?! That's worth it! It’s like organizing a European superleague to make Uefa shoes, without having to sign binding contracts to those who want to participate! “
Federico Graziani
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