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Marco Montemagno can’t convince his butcher to cut the only 1 ounce of ham

MILAN – Bad luck for motivational guru Marco Montemagno, away from Milan for a briefing on the recap of the trend-setting’s marketing appeal, this morning at PierAlfio’s butcher shop, near Porta Genova, the his old trust business before moving to Brighton.

After diligently awaiting his turn, during which he explained to the store shutter how to be more shutter and to the doormat how to be less doormat, Monty noticed some discouragement on PierAlfio's face, also because of and difficulties caused by months of pandemic. Having ordered a pound of ham, began to explain how the trader find more confidence in himself: "See, Pier, duvete use some tricks, for example, the repetition of the same concept creates the illusion that it is it is rooted in memory, and you should also shift the focus from the product to the mental state, for example to sell a security anti-theft device, and you should emphasize the scarcity and urgency of the product being sold.
" Doctor, it's a pound and a half, what should I do, leave?"
"But I only asked for one pound!"
“Yes, but this ham is a babà, this ham gives you the certainty of goodness, it is a babu, and very little, it is a babu, in 10 minutes you will not be able to find it, doc, it is a babà! Doctor, this ham gives you wings! “
"All right, you've convinced me." Go for a pound and a half, ”
admitted a resigned Montemagno, who had left the store and found a window cleaner ready to clean the windshield of his rented car.
"Hey, don't you see it's clean?"
“Doctor, this glass doesn't shine, this glass should give the security of splendor, it doesn't shine, I have little detergent left, this glass doesn't shine, in 10 minutes I don't have any detergent, this glass doesn't shine! “

"All right, wash this glass for me ." But soon, because this country is becoming more and more like breaking balls! “

Augusto Rasori

The article Marco Montemagno fails to convince his butcher to cut only 1 hectogram of ham comes from Lerciu .


This is an automatic translation from the Italian language of a post published in Lercio at the URL https://www.lercio.it/marco-montemagno-non-riesce-a-convincere-il-suo-salumiere-a-tagliargli -solo-un-1-etto-di-prosciutto / u Fri, 28 May 2021 08:57:21 +0000.

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This is a machine translation from Corsican language of a post published on Ultimi Nutizie at the URL https://ultiminutizie.vogon.today/marco-montemagno-un-po-micca-cunvince-u-so-macellaru-di-taglia-lu-solu-1-once-di-prisuttu/ on Sun, 30 May 2021 21:36:00 +0000.