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Vaccines, the third advance dose: from today it will be possible to do it before the second

Punturi (NA) – The data coming from Israel speaks for itself: it cannot be considered a legitimate state – ah no excuse, wrong argument. That said, the data coming from Israel is clear: a third dose is needed, and it is needed immediately. Before now, apparently.

It has now been widely shown that the second dose begins to lose its effectiveness after 90 days, dropping from 90 to 80%. The new data, however, reveal a scenario that had not yet been considered: if you go back to the day before taking the second dose, the effectiveness of the second dose is about 0%, since it is not not inoculated. . It is therefore considered necessary to anticipate the third dose before the second. Slightly different indication for those vaccinated with Johnson & Johnson, who may make the third dose between one Johnson and the other. On the other hand, those who are immunized with an mRNA vaccine and are born in the sign of Sagittarius may do the fourth dose directly.

The president of Forza Italia Silvio Berlusconi was immediately in favor of the new indication, announcing the construction of a time machine to be able to return in February 2021 and thus make the third dose between the first and second. “And while we’re at it, we also have the opportunity to take a trip to Arcore on a casual night in 2010,” said the Knight, nostalgic for bunga bunga.

Tough Matteo Salvini , who opposes the third dose before the second: "But we are willing to treat it in case the third dose is called a super second dose . "

Finally, the AII (Italian Hypochondriac Association) did not take sides, as its members said in an official statement that this morning the coffee had less flavor than usual, so before saying anything they would go en masse to do so. a molecular buffer.

Alessandru Cappai

The article Vaccines, the third advance dose: from today it will be possible to do it before the second comes from Lercio .


This is an automatic translation from Italian of a post published in Lercio at the URL https://www.lercio.it/vaccini-anticipata-la-terza-dose-da-oggi-sara-possibile-farla-prima -della-seconda / u Mon, 29 Nov 2021 10:14:52 +0000.

The article Vaccines, the third dose in advance: from today it will be possible to do it before the second comes from Ultimi Notizie .


This is a machine translation from Corsican language of a post published on Ultimi Nutizie at the URL https://ultiminutizie.vogon.today/vaccini-a-terza-dosa-anticipata-da-oghje-sera-pussibule-di-fa-prima-di-a-seconda/ on Wed, 01 Dec 2021 11:31:00 +0000.