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Virologist NoVax reveals: “In 150 years those who take the third dose will all be dead”

“You have 10,000 people. 5000 smokes and 5000 do not smoke. In the first group, 3000 have lung problems and in the second at 30. What do you do? Do you start smoking? “
“Well, north”
“Yes, but! The strong powers want to deceive you with statistics! “

Vacci (NO) – Silvano De Monti has no doubt, virologist, pharmacologist and logologist who soon became the new champion of ideas, – okay, ideas – NoVax became famous with his essay Correlations to fuck. If you have a heart attack while eating a pound of chips while looking at Odysseus, it’s Alberto Angela.

De Monti, who distinguished himself by his brilliant interventions on the ByoBlu channel, where he compared Roberto Speranza to Pol Pot, Idi Amin and Thanos , and in Fuori dal coro , where he defined Draghi as "even more communist than Mattarella ". has just published a study based on very accurate sources taken from Reddit, Parler and the toilet walls of highway restaurants, in which it concluded that by 2171 those who are now ready to submit to the third dose will all be dead. .

"So you're a Keynesian?"
“No, no, for Keynes we will all be dead in the long run. However, I am only talking about three-dose vaccines. ”
"But even the unvaccinated will still be"
“And what do you know? Is it already in the future to see? “

Overwhelmed by the strength of his arguments, we ask the professor who are his inspiring deities in the field of medicine: “ But the usual ones, Tarro, Montanari & Gatti, Bassetti before the betrayal, Palù before Bilderberg placed at Aifa, Swings, Friends, Citro, Rock, Bacchus, Patch Adam s ”[Ed., it is useless to try to make it clear that Patch Adams is the only one among them who the clown does only to entertain the children]. I also like Dr. Peter Tosh, the one who sings I’m not in this world / To live up to your expectations / Nor are you here to live in mine, yes “[Editor’s note, no need to try to make me understand what you do. hears Peter Doshi , the Maryland professor who published a vaccination study deemed unreliable by many doctors because it was based solely on personal opinions]. And not to mention the great luminariu Robert Malone [Ndr.l. is useless to try to prove that you actually meant Roberto Malone, the former actor famous for pornograficu angulari and stones as a family for the penis, The flying pigs and Scandals in Carmagnola. ] “.

De Monti is also against the use of the Green Pass , and for a very good reason: “ I can’t access the Spid to download it . I never remember the password and when it finally comes to mind, meanwhile I forget my email address. But they don’t take me. Rather dine out with 10 degrees below zero with other great examples of this country’s civilization: former generals Pappalardo and Fabio Tuiach ”.

Meanwhile, the publishing house NONCIELODICONO! 11! 1! 1 has already announced the next work of the brilliant virologist, based on the discovery that happened thanks to a meme found accidentally on Facebook: Water, the great scam: H2O, a very scam. overvalued compound .

Augustu Rasori

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